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At work we have an Indian Muslim. He always stops up the toilet...Apparently I guess it’s against their religion to get water splashed up in their *** so he puts a pound and a half of toilet paper in the bowl before he craps. Idk why...wouldn’t seem like a big deal since they use their hand instead of toilet paper anyways.
 
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roguemocha

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I like Indian people a lot. And some of my best buddies are Indian. But some of them do some weird stuff.
You obviously don’t depend on tips because those are the CHEAPEST mfers out there. “I have a two drink free card and I want a mojito and a pina colada. Thanks here’s zero dollars for your time.” Thanks pal, can’t wait for your next drink you wait 36 minutes to get.

on water events, they’ll drown their kids to get safely to the boat. I’ve literally seen it.
 

bluthruandthru

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You obviously don’t depend on tips because those are the CHEAPEST mfers out there. “I have a two drink free card and I want a mojito and a pina colada. Thanks here’s zero dollars for your time.” Thanks pal, can’t wait for your next drink you wait 36 minutes to get.

on water events, they’ll drown their kids to get safely to the boat. I’ve literally seen it.
 
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You obviously don’t depend on tips because those are the CHEAPEST mfers out there. “I have a two drink free card and I want a mojito and a pina colada. Thanks here’s zero dollars for your time.” Thanks pal, can’t wait for your next drink you wait 36 minutes to get.

on water events, they’ll drown their kids to get safely to the boat. I’ve literally seen it.
Ha! One dude who worked for me from India tipped waiters 5%. Now this was on an expense account where it wasn’t his money anyway. I saw him do it once at this place he went to all the time and I said, “Soumik, why are you tipping so low?” He said, “huh? You’re supposed to tip more than 5%?” And the funny thing was, all the servers liked him because he was such a nice guy.
 
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I work in BSA at a bank. My job includes reviewing transactions for suspicious activity. The liquor stores and convenience stores they operate occupy a decent amount of my time.
 

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That guy was getting laid come hell or high water.

I was supposed to be business partners with an Indian guy a couple years ago. That guy was the most selfish, greedy MFer I’ve ever been exposed to my entire life. I have a Jewish partner now funny enough who is the polar opposite. Indians have escaped the stereotype but by and large their culture is a take everything you can for yourself one.
 
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I like Indian people a lot. And some of my best buddies are Indian. But some of them do some weird stuff.

I knew (of) an Indian family who had visiting guests coming from India. They bought some really nice bedclothes for the visit and returned them for a refund after the guests had left.

I think their philosophy is that if businesses are that dumb it is reasonable to take full advantage of it.
 
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I mean look at this literacy rate. And I know dudes from India who said this is WAY overstated, meaning that if you can spell your name for a census you get credit for being literate. And btw, the village where this wedding occurred is in the 65-70% area up near Nepal.

 
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I have an Indian boss. Dude's hardcore. But he's smart as **** and actually taught me quite a bit.
I remember Going to an interview with the state years ago. The lead interviewer was this Indian dude, and he was so abrupt direct and “assholish”, After that, I did everything I could to crater that thing short of calling him a cacksucker
 
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I remember Going to an interview with the state years ago. The lead interviewer was this Indian dude, and he was so abrupt direct and “assholish”, After that, I did everything I could to crater that thing short of calling him a cacksucker
I’d argue that it’s a lot better than it used to be.