Illinois Named Top Party School in U.S.

KingOfBBN

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How exactly can you properly access such a thing?

"Hmm which school had the most gang bangs, idiots puking in the front yard, shittings in dorm room hallways, keggers, whores, and polos?"

Aren't the majority of colleges the same?
 
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Ron Mehico

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Those rankings are so dumb and basically are made to give the Princeton Review attention. How you rate which massive state school has kids that get drunker than another massive state school is beyond me, and pretty much stupid and useless.
 

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The Princeton Review uses the MRI-based BAC device or other wise known as a peer reviewed validated instrument that accurately assess the blood alcohol levels of college students throughout the U.S while also recording the endorphins stimulated on a MRI through their "party experience". Researchers usually go to random parties and start selecting drunken college students and measuring how drunk they are and how wild their brain is acting in order to better measure who is indeed the "wildest".
 

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I don't know, Willy. Sounds suspicious. I think the researchers probably used this tool."

Researcher: Hey, would you have sex with this after being really drunk?


College kid: Maybe…probably if I was super drunk.

Researcher: You're crazy, man. This has to be a wild party school.
 

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I don't know, Willy. Sounds suspicious. I think the researchers probably used this tool."

Researcher: Hey, would you have sex with this after being really drunk?


College kid: Maybe…probably if I was super drunk.

Researcher: You're crazy, man. This has to be a wild party school.


I could hit that if I didn't hate her.
 
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Always thought people were losers if they cited their institution as being a top party school. Feel like if you have to continually state your school is so much fun!!!1!!1 then it most likely is not.
 

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I could hit that if I didn't hate her.

But we are discussing mere mortals not the legend known as Willy.

This beast is vomit inducing. You can just smell her sweat through the screen. For a regular guy, this would be something you'd deny until your death bed and something to cause you to try and fight anyone who asked you or accused you of taking it home.
 

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those schools have nothing else to do around them from october till june. if i was locked in and snow bound with a bunch of ****** for 7 months a year, id get drunk as hell and do crazy **** too.
 

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[laughing]

Heisman, if you ignore her political leanings, she reminds you of a bigger version of that girl who starred in that tv show Blossom.

As if it's a consolation. [laughing] Whatever you got to convince yourself of to make it go down smoother. You might as well have said to me, "Heisman, if you think about it hard enough she reminds you of the least gross Garbage Pail Kid."

Love Willy. Wish I'd met ya in college.