With OUr upcoming meet with dawg. I'm a single guy and one trip to my grocery store today really, heh heh, opened up a pandora's box in my life. I get home feelin like a porn star with the 3 phone numbers offered me. We got this!
I'm feelin pretty confident
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Well..Don't leave us hangin'...Can you find True Love in the Produce Section, or just a 'One-Night-Stand' on Aisle #7?
Inquiring minds...You know the drill...
Hair care section, simple questions about shampoos! I think I'm on to something here.
Be careful that shampoo aisle can be a dangerous place. Lol
I remember back in 1988 I worked with a guy that was stuck in the 50's or 60's. His name was Johnny, a cool old dude that slicked his hair back and even had his cigs rolled up in his shirt sleeve like they used to do. He drove a beat up light blue 1967 Cadillac Eldordo. One day we were talking about women and he told me the best place to meet women was at the grocery store. He said he had met more women there than any other place he has ever been.
Lay The Woody your story reminded me of that and him. Had forgotten all about that.
Lay The Woody your story reminded me of that and him. Had forgotten all about that.
I remember back in 1988 I worked with a guy that was stuck in the 50's or 60's. His name was Johnny, a cool old dude that slicked his hair back and even had his cigs rolled up in his shirt sleeve like they used to do. He drove a beat up light blue 1967 Cadillac Eldordo. One day we were talking about women and he told me the best place to meet women was at the grocery store. He said he had met more women there than any other place he has ever been.
Lay The Woody your story reminded me of that and him. Had forgotten all about that.
TRUE! I used to tell my single gal-pals, who were in the hunt, that they should go 'Shop the Meat Market' at the gro'...Opportunities and Bargains on every aisle!
Where was Axe in my day... Old Spice didn't do the trick: we all smelled like every gals' dads...
I heard a few yrs ago that the guy in the Old Spice commercials is Matthew Perry's dad. I remember those old commercials and the Brut commercials too.
Although I don't use it any longer, I still have a bottle of English Leather from my youth, ha!
You know, I hate shopping for groceries. I might begin to like it.I remember back in 1988 I worked with a guy that was stuck in the 50's or 60's. His name was Johnny, a cool old dude that slicked his hair back and even had his cigs rolled up in his shirt sleeve like they used to do. He drove a beat up light blue 1967 Cadillac Eldordo. One day we were talking about women and he told me the best place to meet women was at the grocery store. He said he had met more women there than any other place he has ever been.
Lay The Woody your story reminded me of that and him. Had forgotten all about that.
I know I aint the only one that proudly wore this back in the day. Ha
Not that I needed it but I did work for Clarke's 'Good' Clothes in Tul while in HS and rocked some Oleg Casini and YSL long, long ago...
You guys just don't understand. It's Hai Karate and Vitalis that scores every time.
Surely, SOME of You bought into the Musk Myth...Musk, and then I believe there was DARK Musk...Be Still, My Beating Heart!
And a lady with Jean Nate on and aqua net hairspray in her hair, look out!
I very rarely wear cologne, I guess my natural "musk" scent has a special power. Took 50 years but better late than never I suppose.
Remember canoe?
I’ve been wearing basically one cologne since the late 60’s. Tried others that became popular but always reverted back to Aramis. I rarely use anything nowadays, but Aramis is the only smell good I’ve owned for the last ten Christmases. Wife’s favorite, too.
The question everyone is dying to ask:
Did he LAY THE WOODY?
humble...What's the Over/Under on that?
I'm working on it brother.
Most men prefer the over to the under. But as Tupac infamously said, "Maybe I'll be a freak and let (her) get on top of me."
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I would think the feminine hygiene products aisle is a bad place to ask for a number.
Or if you see her shoplifting.
Or if you see her shoplifting.
One of the worst places to meet a woman is at the free clinic, self explanatory.
Or if you are at a Family Reunion.
Or if you are at a Family Reunion.
Seriously, 67? Seems like it would depend on the part of the country the 'Reunion' is located...One of the worst places to meet a woman is at the free clinic, self explanatory.
Or if you are at a Family Reunion.
Seriously, 67? Seems like it would depend on the part of the country the 'Reunion' is located...
Love has no boundaries lol