Named $EC Porker - er, Coach of the year. This has triggered the automatic 20 year extension, as well as the free food for life at Culvers clauses in his contract.
Poops Troops!
Poops Troops!
In other coaching news - Porky Stupes...
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If I were a coach and the best my rival could come up with to insult me was porker I’d think I was doing pretty good. Especially when the man isn’t even fat. He’s pretty average for a 51 year old man. You’d think he was Mark Mangino around here.
Had he made it to NYD6 bowl - he would have gotten the free breast reduction.
So close!
So close!
C-Cup Cal is going to redo his contract.
Congrats Porky! You coach your players to be dirty and instigate fights with the opponents best players to try to get them thrown out.
Ask Louisville, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, and Missouri....
Ask Louisville, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, and Missouri....
I'm just as fat as Stupes so I won't make fun of him. I will berate him for teaching his players to play dirty though. I'm OK with a coach teaching players to play with an edge, but he go beyond that. He teaches low class dirty play. I'm just not a fan of trying to start fights pregame. It's just real bush league and that's how I will always think of him. Bush league.
It’s the sole reason I can never respect the guy.
What was that sound? Did you hear that? It was a funny squeaky sound. Oh never mind, it was a whistle. You guys just got flagged for another personal foul against Kentucky.
Seriously...do they draw straws in the $EC to see who gets coach of the year? Love our new coach. Next year in the Governor ‘s cup, one guy will be playing chess and the other will be playing checkers.
It’s a shame your post with the Kash (I still laugh at the absolute hillbilly, white trash name that is - I mean it’s the male version of Destiny, but I digress) Daniels quote about teams that can’t beat you just trying to start fights. It has the two elements that describe every yut fan ever - a criminal lack of self-awareness combined with a comical lack of understanding about irony.
Daniels is so damn dumb, he has no clue that he’s describing the entire Stupes tenure - including this year.
Dont get the hate. No reason for name calling. Time to grow up
Do you only post in haiku format?
Yes he’s fat but, he looks like Porky Pig. Are you blind in addition to being dumb?
I heard Nike has a new Cal- Stoops Sports bra Commercial set to air soon.
Do us a favor - "want" to post back over on the Liar where you belong with the rest of the scrubs.
@wildYutofnati
@"warrior"-Yut
@irishYut
Lol at “warrior”-yut. Buffoon wants to count games before the players wore helmets. Too bad for you sacks of **** that the legislature forced you out of your hiding spot.
Free country and how about you stop posting all together until you grow up
Stay as long as you’d like gramps, I like the comic relief.
Beat it back to Lexington, Gramps. Nobody wants you here, ever think of that?
Kash Destiny Daniels. I love it so much.
Nope, dont care and i dont even live in KY. Maybe you shouldn't talk if you dont know anything.
Ummm, heard you the first time.
“Legend”?
More like - OldManTheRepetitiveIdiot.
How can we miss you if you won't go away?
Truthfully, it's difficult - I don't speak fluent hillbilly.
Well for one I dont live in KY so i am sure you are fluent in hillbilly and redneck.
So Old Man, what brings you here? Do you just crave abuse?
As usual, that makes zero sense. No one said you lived in Kentucky dumbass - pay attention. Doesn’t matter if you live in Paris, Ky or Paris, France - if you’re a yut fan, you are a de facto hillbilly.