In the words of Gomer Pyle.....

[Festivus Miracle]

......Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!!!!!

Tiger had "a relapse in the sex department."

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-...roke-up-over-woods-affair-121514657-golf.html

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Article says they don't know whether to believe it or not but they are putting it out there. Pretty lazy reporting.


To be honest, if I had his circumstances, I would root something new every day. I'd have so many kids that "caublasian" would be an option on the 1040 form.

 

[Festivus Miracle]

His gluteus have been firing, I suppose.

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

hahaha

Knowing Tiger Woods sucks now, or at least isn't in the universe of his former self (would be hard enough to do), makes my day a little better.

I dunno man, this news is somewhat disconcerting for us anti-Tigerites -- secretively nailing every two-bit ***** and B-porn star with a pulse made him the greatest golfer in the world during his run. Looks like he's getting back to basics.

 

[Festivus Miracle]

More like Leopard Woods. Spots are not changing OFF the course.

 

[UKwizard]

So you cheated on?

What a life man.

 

[argubs2]

MORE FESTIVUS......MMMOOOAARRRR

 

[Festivus Miracle]

I believe.....Derek Jeter is a virgin.....Harmon Killibrew never had a Miller......Wilt Chamberlain always wore protection.....NFL players smoke weed for medicinal purposes.....and yes, Tiger is simply addicted to Waffle House waitress sex. He doesn't WANT to do it.

 

[jwheat]

I look for him to win the next major along with a few more of these stories coming out. Eldrick has gotten his mojo back. Couldnt keep him down forever

 

[Bluetick2100]

Sheeeezaaaammmm

 

[TheTruCatsFan]

 

[DSmith21]

 

[akers65]

Poor guy can't control his putter.

I agree with the other poster, when he was banging all those other women he was the best golfer in the world.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Tiger Woods = 1278 skins
Jim Neighbors = 0 skins

Not so surprising.

 

[wildcat8084]

Good one,

 

[starchief]

"The story is littered with contradictions, strange word choices and, frankly, just doesn't make sense as told." Okay, print it!

 

[Phantom]