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JDHoss

JDHoss

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......I can't tell you how many times we've ordered out at work for food from the greasy spoon drive thru Purple Cow. I've talked to this lady countless times as she worked the window or brought food out to you if you called ahead and parked in the lot. She was always super nice and smiling. A buddy of mine worked in advertising for the local ABC TV affiliate, and they were one of his clients. He said he met monthly with her to discuss what ads they wanted to air and new ideas. Same as me, he said she was great to deal with and always in a good mood. She and her husband had operated the Purple Cow for years before selling it last December, but 27 years earlier, this nice lady dressed up as a clown, went to her current husband's home, rang the doorbell, handed her some balloons and a bouquet of flowers.....then shot her in the face at point blank range, walked to the car and drove away. She was always a suspect, but now through DNA they were able to nail her. You never know who you're talking to.....

http://www.timesnews.net/Law-Enforc...1990-Florida-murder?ci=mostcommented&lp=3&p=1
 
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CastleRubric

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I once threw a perfectly good toilet off the roof of a hotel in Songtan City Korea

Seemed like fun at the time

You should have heard the damn COMMOTION
I'm pretty sure it crashed through some poor man's roof

I mean -- he was probably sitting there reading his paper,,,,,,relaxing after a bad day etc,,,,,,,,SHAAA_BAMMMMMMM --- **Toilet** in the living room


The phone rang in our room like,,,,,,5 min's after the toilet dropped
The manager of the hotel KNEW that if a damn toilet was getting tossed off a rooftop ----it was probably a US G/I

Dude came running up to our room and walked in and immediately looked in the bathroom --- I guess he thought we would have chukked our OWN toilet or something......

He kinda growled at us and stalked away.......looking for a madman dropping toilets off toofs




Sometimes you just don't see it coming
 
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Glenn's take said:
That's not what bbc means on certain websites.
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Rex Kwon Do

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CastleRubric said:
I once threw a perfectly good toilet off the roof of a hotel in Songtan City Korea

Seemed like fun at the time

You should have heard the damn COMMOTION
I'm pretty sure it crashed through some poor man's roof

I mean -- he was probably sitting there reading his paper,,,,,,relaxing after a bad day etc,,,,,,,,SHAAA_BAMMMMMMM --- **Toilet** in the living room


The phone rang in our room like,,,,,,5 min's after the toilet dropped
The manager of the hotel KNEW that if a damn toilet was getting tossed off a rooftop ----it was probably a US G/I

Dude came running up to our room and walked in and immediately looked in the bathroom --- I guess he thought we would have chukked our OWN toilet or something......

He kinda growled at us and stalked away.......looking for a madman dropping toilets off toofs




Sometimes you just don't see it coming
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CastleRubric

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Rex Kwon Do said:
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Speaking of genitalia -

During that same exact year I was dating a young Japanese lady and we routinely enjoyed The Sex

One time -- with NO warning
No HINT at "what was coming"

She chose to try and slip her little finger Straight Up my stink-purse BECAUSE SHE HAD READ THAT MEN LIKED THAT TYPE OF ****

Didn't see it coming

But I put a stop to those unnatural proceedings STATi


Then we had a little talk about just what kind of damn books she was reading
 
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