In your opinion what the biggest turnoff for you when it comes to females?

[Wall2Boogie]

I know buttaface will be one but here's a few to start. Chime in with your favorites.

1. A Dutch oven
2. Nose ring
3. A chick that every other word is F**K.
4. A bad tramp stamp
5 . A chick that orders an 80 dollar meal and its 3'bites of it.
6. Farmers only commerical when they show "country girls" in sundress since they have to establish they are indeed country girls


I know its last, but please feel free to add to this list

 

[anthonys735]

Cigarettes

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Good callforgot about that one. How bout chicks with a breathalyzer in their car they can drive.

Here's a great one chicks that wear their 1992 Molly hatchet t-shirt to attract all white trash in the bar lol

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

• Tobacco use
• Drinks too much
• Cursing. Some here and there is OK, but if it's a regular part of the vocabulary it just makes them sound uneducated
• Refusing to accept and/or believe a compliment. Damnit I said you are pretty or whatever, stop denying it.
• Pitch in their voice is too high

 

[Crushgroove]

- Too many tattoos or just conspicuously placed tattoos
- Facial piercings/Ear gauges
- Overtly identifying with a specific stereotype, e.g. country girl, emo, goth, hipster, nerd, etc.
- Bitches who weld
- "I only date guys who drive _____."
- Weeaboos
- Use of the phrases "on fleek" or any form of "turnt."
- Marijuana culture zealots

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

- Too many tattoos or just conspicuously placed tattoos
- Facial piercings/Ear gauges
- Overtly identifying with a specific stereotype, e.g. country girl, emo, goth, hipster, nerd, etc.
- Bitches who weld
- "I only date guys who drive _____."
- Weeaboos
- Use of the phrases "on fleek" or any form of "turnt."
- Marijuana culture zealots

Weld? Like the stuff a handyman does? Or is it some slang term I don't kniw?

 

[TruBluCatFan]

I know buttaface will be one but here's a few to start. Chime in with your favorites.

1. A Dutch oven

Ok is there another meaning to Dutch oven or have you had a woman fart in bed and pull the covers over your head?

 

[Anon1712931820]

Smoker

Tattoos anywhere visible other than maybe their foot

Facial piercings

Spitter (of their own saliva that is lol)

 

[Crushgroove]

Weld? Like the stuff a handyman does? Or is it some slang term I don't kniw?

Yeah, welding steel. Those hardass, wannabe Rosie Riveter country chicks that still like the D but try to be overly manly- wearing camouflage Carhartt and work boots, driving lifted trucks and getting welding certifications at the CC on the weekends.

List Addendum:
- Every chick that watched "50 Shades of Grey" and then decided they wanted to be spanked, only to ***** and cry when you actually put the slightest bit of hand to their ***. The "I like it rough, but not too rough" -pseudo BDSM chicks.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Smoking is number 1. Can't stand the smell of smoke on a woman and kissing someone who smokes is disgusting.

Farting like a frat boy after drinking beer and eating White Castle burgers all the time. An occasional fart is fine, but letting them rip constantly is nasty for a woman. I try to be considerate so you better try as well.

Women who just don't care at all about taking care of themselves. If I try hard to keep myself healthy and in shape you better to.

I also am not a fan of facial piercings or body piercings. I prefer to keep the piercings to just 1 or 2 in each ear. Maybe a navel piercing is alright on a fit belly.

I could probably come up with a bunch more but these are probably my biggest ones.

 

[BlueBleedingMarine]

Ugly feet!!!!!!

 

[Ukbrassowtipin]

I can look over things depending on the person. Smoking is gross and if she doesnt go to the gym aND do squats..she's out

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

1a - Smokes
1b - Is fat
3 - Hangs out at bars
4 - Has facial hair
5 - Has more than one cat
6 - During first romp she tells you that she's bi. You soon discover that she meant polar, not sexual.

 

[BlueThruAndThru_rivals115784]

Having a Y chromosome.

 

[dcollett0920]

Odorous taco

 

[MdWIldcat55]

Good grief. Thank goodness my dating days are behind me. The women you all hang out with sound rougher than the men I worked with in construction camps in Alaska as a young man.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Nothing really. Take it case by case. That way you don't let your schemas influence your perceptions.

 

[HossCat73_rivals]

Drinks too much

This and hygiene are 1-2, imo. I'm a saint and all, but there are few things worse than a woman who can't handle the booze. Was seeing a girl recently who turned out to be a pretty serious oiler; sober to half drunk in an hour and a half, and it wasn't cinematic.

 

[funKYcat75]

1. Smoker
2. Screwed up mom.
3. Messy.

 

[Elbridge]

-Bad breath
-Too much makeup
-Discussing the particulars of taking a dump

 

[Anon1711055878]

I must be a *****. If I'm out looking for a good time, I'm headed straight for the outdoor area next to those generic heat lamps.

If she smokes, she pokes.

 

[UKGrad93]

Smoker
No job/skills
Pumped out a bunch of kids

 

[ukalumni00]

1. Smoker
2. Obese. Let's face it, very small population of females who are able to stay fit and trim their entire lives. I can handle a little junk on the trunk.
3. Horrible with money.
4. Tattoos.
5. Terrible vocabulary
6. Lazy (watches soap operas all day, etc.)

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Yeah, welding steel. Those hardass, wannabe Rosie Riveter country chicks that still like the D but try to be overly manly- wearing camouflage Carhartt and work boots, driving lifted trucks and getting welding certifications at the CC on the weekends.

List Addendum:
- Every chick that watched "50 Shades of Grey" and then decided they wanted to be spanked, only to ***** and cry when you actually put the slightest bit of hand to their ***. The "I like it rough, but not too rough" -pseudo BDSM chicks.

Only women I've ever met/seen that would be welders are lesbians, closeted lesbians, rednecks, or hideous.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Smoking is number 1. Can't stand the smell of smoke on a woman and kissing someone who smokes is disgusting.

Farting like a frat boy after drinking beer and eating White Castle burgers all the time. An occasional fart is fine, but letting them rip constantly is nasty for a woman. I try to be considerate so you better try as well.

Women who just don't care at all about taking care of themselves. If I try hard to keep myself healthy and in shape you better to.

I also am not a fan of facial piercings or body piercings. I prefer to keep the piercings to just 1 or 2 in each ear. Maybe a navel piercing is alright on a fit belly.

I could probably come up with a bunch more but these are probably my biggest ones.

I wouldn't mind nipple or tongue piercings because that just tells me they are a freak

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

This and hygiene are 1-2, imo. I'm a saint and all, but there are few things worse than a woman who can't handle the booze. Was seeing a girl recently who turned out to be a pretty serious oiler; sober to half drunk in an hour and a half, and it wasn't cinematic.

Actually, I should have just said getting drunk. I'm 31, if you're in the "normal" dating age for me and you're still getting drunk, makes me question your decision making and maturity.

 

[BlueRaider22]

Right now the non-stop selfie thing is really rising up the rankings. Also, social media in general.....it is a major turn off for someone to change their twit every 5 minutes and put every known pic of themselves on the Internet.

In close, get off my lawn.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Ok is there another meaning to Dutch oven or have you had a woman fart in bed and pull the covers over your head?

When you've been in a long term relationship and took a 2am ride to White Castle just for an hour later to be punished as a joke then yes. I got hit with a ditch oven it was brutal

 

[TruBluCatFan]

When you've been in a long term relationship and took a 2am ride to White Castle just for an hour later to be punished as a joke then yes. I got hit with a ditch oven it was brutal

:joy::joy::joy::joy:

 

[KingOfBBN]

Nothing really. Take it case by case. That way you don't let your schemas influence your perceptions.

I was going to say Willy's biggest turnoff is if they have a penis.

 

[KingOfBBN]

also a dick. Having a dick is a big turnoff.

GD, Spear. Quit taking the effing jokes. [laughing]

 

[UKserialkiller]

I was going to say Willy's biggest turnoff is if they have a penis.

Yeah, not into chicks with dicks. Although some of those post-op trannies can be fooling. Oh, and lady boys from Thailand too.

 

[Blueisbest]

1. A smoker. Big turn off for me. Like licking an ashtray.
2. Too many tattoos. One or two small ones are okay but I would rather they didn't have a big, hideous tat on the arm or leg.
3. Poor hygiene. I like my women to dress and smell like a woman.
4. Laziness. Too lazy to work or clean is not a good sign for the future.
5. A poor conversationalist. I want someone with a few brain cells not an airhead with serious issues.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I wonder how many of you "anti-smokers" would pass up a shot of tail if you knew the girl you were dissing could smoke cigars with her p****.

 

[WettCat]

A woman who over reacts to a situation in public and starts talking crap to another person or group. Cause....you know damn well they aren't going after her. They'll come after you if it gets ugly. Went on a date once..and only once, with a fairly attractive Delta flight attendant who..as we were leaving a Braves game, ripped into a policeman because she didn't like the way he handled traffic.

Good looking single friend of my wife pulls the same crap on occasion. She might, just might, one day figure out why she's still single at 50.

I could have just posted "Batshit Crazy" and saved myself some words....

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

I'm OK with a few tattoos, but full sleeves are a big no-go.
Nose piercings depend on the type. Stud? That's fine. Septal ring? Hell no.

Ditto smoking, obv.

I will say that the older I get, the more intelligence matters. There was a day my penis didn't GAF whether they could construct a full sentence, but nowadays I just can't get past an obviously decrepit brain. Being blonde is one thing; being a total ditz is another.

 

[KingOfBBN]

I'm OK with a few tattoos, but full sleeves are a big no-go.
Nose piercings depend on the type. Stud? That's fine. Septal ring? Hell no.

Ditto smoking, obv.

I will say that the older I get, the more intelligence matters. There was a day my penis didn't GAF whether they could construct a full sentence, but nowadays I just can't get past an obviously decrepit brain. Being blonde is one thing; being a total ditz is another.

My brother used to go out with this girl who was pretty stupid. He fixated on the fact that she would say "libary" instead of library among a plethora of other incorrect things and broke it off.

I don't know how anyone can stand to be in a relationship with someone that is pretty stupid and incapable of having a decent conversation.

 

[buster3.0]

Tattoos
Short Hair
Chubby
No breasts

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Bad nose ring:

Good nose ring:

 

[funKYcat75]

I was going to say Willy's *biggest turnoff is if they have a penis.

*Only