In your opinion what the biggest turnoff for you when it comes to females?

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i'm still not sure what "butt juice" is but I think that's a good thing
It's a combination of a sweaty butt crack combined with residual fecal matter. Like I said, one learns a lot working around coal miners.
 

UKGrad93

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Mush mouth.
My brother seems to date many of the women that the Paddock rejects. His latest is a woman who speaks with what I call mush mouth. It's a combination of southern hick accent, lazy tongue, and mumbling. She has spent over a year trying to get on at a nursing home (job).

It's really remarkable. He hooks up with women that are apparently homeless because they seem to move in with him nearly right away.
 

warrior-cat

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1. Smoker
2. Screwed up mom.
3. Messy.
My current wife:
1. Used to but quit because I don't like it.
2. Has one, a real head case. Too long to explain but give you one example: waiting for ex husband to change mind and come back after 26 years, will have no one else. Oh yeah, and about 20 cats.
3. Was raised that way (see cats above), taken a bit to change that but we are getting there.
 

warrior-cat

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gA woman who over reacts to a situation in public and starts talking crap to another person or group. Cause....you know damn well they aren't going after her. They'll come after you if it gets ugly. Went on a date once..and only once, with a fairly attractive Delta flight attendant who..as we were leaving a Braves game, ripped into a policeman because she didn't like the way he handled traffic.

Good looking single friend of my wife pulls the same crap on occasion. She might, just might, one day figure out why she's still single at 50.

I could have just posted "Batshit Crazy" and saved myself some words....
Yeah, had to straighten my wife out on that one. New York girl and would give people hell sometimes probably knowing they would come for me first. Being a black belt in Karate she figured I could take care of it. Happened once in a bar she was bartending in, she got in the middle of a quarrel which turned into a fight and going in to help her I got bit in the left fore arm. Did not know it until she saw it and told me to look at my arm.
 

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*finishes taking notes*

As a representative of women, I thank you for the informative critiques and opinions. We will try to consider all of these points at the next meeting.

Hopefully this spirit of sharing will be received in the same manner when our critiques and opinions are discussed.[cheers]
 
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*finishes taking notes*

As a representative of women, I thank you for the informative critiques and opinions. We will try to consider all of these points at the next meeting.

Hopefully this spirit of sharing will be received in the same manner when our critiques and opinions are discussed.[cheers]
Like they haven't been for the last 100 years.
 

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*finishes taking notes*

As a representative of women, I thank you for the informative critiques and opinions. We will try to consider all of these points at the next meeting.

Hopefully this spirit of sharing will be received in the same manner when our critiques and opinions are discussed.[cheers]
Like they haven't been for the last 1,000 years.
FIFY
 

KittyKat1978

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At least this time you'll get the actual facts...not just what we gals are told we should tell you in the handbook :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 

funKYcat75

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Do you get the "Dealing with Men and Boys" book during the super secret 4th grade meeting where they send all the boys outside to play?
 

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Pretty much sums it up.
 

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Covered in tattoos.
There's one chick covered in tattoos i would have no problem nailing. That american pickers chick. She's something else. I'd nail kat from Miami ink and let her tattoo the hell outta me
Danielle

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Kat
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Good god butt juice that's up there with fish tacos. I pray I never come across that sight in the heat of the moment. It's bad enough trying to go down on a chick without warning knowing you have a 50/50 shot of puking and being scared for life.
 
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I would like to nail a chick that has a tongue ring and her basement pierced. I'm sure that's some wild ****, same can be said for the tattoo chicks that look like the ones I posted. I would love to go "picking" with Danielle that's for damn sure. She's one of those chicks you know is a freak, same as kat and her smokers voice. I love the raspy voice she has.
 
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Can you imagine what I thought upon seeing it? Thankfully it was in the morning and not at night with the lights off.
Good god butt juice that's up there with fish tacos. I pray I never come across that sight in the heat of the moment. It's bad enough trying to go down on a chick without warning knowing you have a 50/50 shot of puking and being scared for life.
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you're missing out
Not at all. I didn't specify what kind of attitude. There's a difference in a ***** and a "look down their nose at you" snob. My wife freely admits to being a *****. Also, the "goody tissues" :smiley: is worse than a snob.
 

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A woman (?) that tries to sound like a jock guy...like the female Football announcers on espn. Turn-off as a woman as well as a poor announcer.
 
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A woman (?) that tries to sound like a jock guy...like the female Football announcers on espn. Turn-off as a woman as well as a poor announcer.
Or the one ESPN woman that is a football analyst on some of the studio shows. Made the mistake of having ESPN on the otehr day ago for something other than a game and she was on as the football "expert" and she was wearing some floofy turtleneck top. How do you expect me to take her seriously wearing that nonsense?