there is no excuse for NOT having a hot wife. It's part of the job requirement, and not a very hard one to fill if you're a MLB player. Hell, look at Babe Ruth. He did things that I can only dream about, and I'm not talking about hitting a baseball 550 feet.
The only thing that they have to worry about are staying away from "diamond girls" and I'm not talking about the MSU variety and making sure that their wife doesn't find out about their women in the other big league towns.