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1. Music City Bowl: Iowa vs. Kentucky​

Date: 12 p.m. on Dec. 31, ABC

Watch it because … you despise offensive football. These two teams combine—combine—to average about 580 yards a game. That’s only 40 yards below what Tennessee averages a game. If you’re asking yourself why this is No. 1, then you don’t get the joke.