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It feels weird perusing the B1G standings...

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Katatonic

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and seeing the Cats near the top, instead of near/at the bottom (had to get used to looking from the top down).

Weird, but a nice feeling to have...
 
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Dugan15

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Katatonic: I don’t know, man. I totally had Rutgers in sole 2nd place and NU in sole 3rd place 46% of the way through the Big Ten season!
 
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It feels weirder than the first time my doctor checked my prostate. Bastard did not even give me his number.
 
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techtim72

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Alan Smithee said:
Bet he indicated you were #1 to him.
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At least you got a doc who will give you a thrill. Most aren't putting on the gloves anymore. Last doc I asked the question "Why?" (Female in this instance.) said some combination of the HMO doesn't recommend it, the GP's don't know what to feel for and their fingers are too short. I figured it was because I get about ten minutes on an annual exam with a doctor running around with her head cut off, in a room alone with a man and more interested in using what little time she was allowed by the HMO to fill out forms on the computer for the lawyers to avoid paying claims. Couple that with the Federal government health establishment having various advisory directives that state PSA's should not be performed (I won't go into the details.) and the only way you know when you have prostate cancer is when your nuts swell to the size of grapefruits. Then it is recommended you get probed by an expert with longer fingers after you take a PSA. Health insurance for the non-Mayo Clinic set.

I know not the point of your joke but I needed to vent. Thank you.
 
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As one who has a physical scheduled for next week, I don't find the direction this thread has taken to be particularly amusing...
 
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TheC said:
As one who has a physical scheduled for next week, I don't find the direction this thread has taken to be particularly amusing...
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Well, the aftermath of mine was captured on video. Good luck to you buddy

 
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