Jobs of THR posters

pisgah101

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Just thought we could have one more "fun" thread and see what everyone thinks the mighty THR posters do during the day time.. Let's hear it... I'll start with saying Gary-7 is the one and only........ Roy Williams how else could he know everything he knows??
 

OldasdirtDevil

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I think you're right about Gary-7, Pisgah, he has to be Roy. I mean he talks about coaching, and the coaching Mafia, so it has to be because he knows so little about coaching and player evaluation and that fits Ol' Roy like a glove.:cool:

DSouth, he must be a political speech writer (that's paid by the word) because he says so much to say so little, and when he's through you're still not sure what the point was about.:D

Gunslingerdick...hmmm, I'm not sure what he does for a living but I think he fancies himself an old west gunslinger, even though he reminds me more of the 'The Shakiest Gun in the West' in that he's not so quick or accurate with much of anything he says. Oh and he is an amateur comedian, I think, because he made a point of noting that when he commented how unfunny I was/am. You can't argue with an amateur comedian.:p

Keyersosay, he has to work in the septic tank pumping business (and nothing wrong with that because everyone needs the sh!tter cleaned every once in awhile), but I don't think he's very good at it because he sprays more crazy shite out than he pumps up.;)

OFC
 
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pisgah101

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Hahahahahahaha!!!! Now everytime I read gunslinger Ima think of a bad don knotts impersonator.
Space toys- (who I haven't seen much from lately) is deff a trust fund baby. How do I know? Because he said so himself. His parents left him millions and he spends his days working out and dating twenty year olds(maybe that's why he hasn't posted in a while)
 
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OldasdirtDevil

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Hahahahahahaha!!!! Now everytime I read gunslinger Ima think of a bad don knotts impersonator.
Space toys- (who I haven't seen much from lately) is deff a trust fund baby. How do I know? Because he said so himself. His parents left him millions and he spends his days working out and dating twenty year olds(maybe that's why he hasn't posted in a while)

Yeah, now that you said it, I remember Spacetoyz, and that he supposedly has money. I also remember he took a lot of heat from the THR faithful when he said something over there they didn't like, and he started up about his wealth as a way to say FU to them.

OFC
 
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skysdad

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I think smoothasbutter is Kendall Marshall. I think it was smooth that quoted that Marshall would be one of the top 50 NBA players ever. Haven't heard much from smooth. He was one of our top posters and thread startes here for a while. Someone must have ran him off. OFC
 

gottagonow

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I can agree that Keyersosay must be in the shiet business because he's definitely full of something other than common sense. If he's not in the shiet business he could be an SS soldier in the Nazi Army. I'm not sure about many of the other Holes at THR though because having a job would mean they had some semblance of responsibility so most of them are likely high school students living in their parents basement. Steat and Chapelheeled are Village Idiots in small towns near Chaped Hill.
 
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skysdad

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I think kerosay is Mike Nifong the former D.A. who tried to railroad the Duke LX team. He's a big UNC alumni and fan. He also was a class mate of former V.P. candidate John Edwards. I guess he thought Edwards would get him a job if he could bring down Duke. I know this is extreme but stranger things have happened and kersay sure does not have any softness in his heart for Duke. OFC
 

gottagonow

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I think kerosay is Mike Nifong the former D.A. who tried to railroad the Duke LX team. He's a big UNC alumni and fan. He also was a class mate of former V.P. candidate John Edwards. I guess he thought Edwards would get him a job if he could bring down Duke. I know this is extreme but stranger things have happened and kersay sure does not have any softness in his heart for Duke. OFC
Kersosay loves to jump on anything that is negative about a team or coach like Lance Thomas bling bling, who he cannot seem to forget. Strange how he never says anything about the UNC hooligans. I think you are correct about Nifong and the Nifong and Edwards plan though.
 

gottagonow

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I think smoothasbutter is Kendall Marshall. I think it was smooth that quoted that Marshall would be one of the top 50 NBA players ever. Haven't heard much from smooth. He was one of our top posters and thread startes here for a while. Someone must have ran him off. OFC
Sky in smoothasbutters case, I think his lights are on but nobody's home or either someone forgot to butter his bread.
 

skysdad

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I think you're right about Gary-7, Pisgah, he has to be Roy. I mean he talks about coaching, and the coaching Mafia, so it has to be because he knows so little about coaching and player evaluation and that fits Ol' Roy like a glove.:cool:

DSouth, he must be a political speech writer (that's paid by the word) because he says so much to say so little, and when he's through you're still not sure what the point was about.:D

Gunslingerdick...hmmm, I'm not sure what he does for a living but I think he fancies himself an old west gunslinger, even though he reminds me more of the 'The Shakiest Gun in the West' in that he's not so quick or accurate with much of anything he says. Oh and he is an amateur comedian, I think, because he made a point of noting that when he commented how unfunny I was/am. You can't argue with an amateur comedian.:p

Keyersosay, he has to work in the septic tank pumping business (and nothing wrong with that because everyone needs the sh!tter cleaned every once in awhile), but I don't think he's very good at it because he sprays more crazy shite out than he pumps up.;)

OFC


Those are all good dirt. OFC
 
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skysdad

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Kersosay loves to jump on anything that is negative about a team or coach like Lance Thomas bling bling, who he cannot seem to forget. Strange how he never says anything about the UNC hooligans. I think you are correct about Nifong and the Nifong and Edwards plan though.


What hooligans? ;) OFC
 

Duke City 505

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I think you're right about Gary-7, Pisgah, he has to be Roy. I mean he talks about coaching, and the coaching Mafia, so it has to be because he knows so little about coaching and player evaluation and that fits Ol' Roy like a glove.:cool:

DSouth, he must be a political speech writer (that's paid by the word) because he says so much to say so little, and when he's through you're still not sure what the point was about.:D

Gunslingerdick...hmmm, I'm not sure what he does for a living but I think he fancies himself an old west gunslinger, even though he reminds me more of the 'The Shakiest Gun in the West' in that he's not so quick or accurate with much of anything he says. Oh and he is an amateur comedian, I think, because he made a point of noting that when he commented how unfunny I was/am. You can't argue with an amateur comedian.:p

Keyersosay, he has to work in the septic tank pumping business (and nothing wrong with that because everyone needs the sh!tter cleaned every once in awhile), but I don't think he's very good at it because he sprays more crazy shite out than he pumps up.;)

OFC


Lol, literally. I wouldn't even let the keyser unplug my toilet. Thanks for the laughs Dirt.
 

dbav

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Dsuckr = speech writer

Gerry = BS artist, meaning that is his actual medium for his artistic works

GSD = guy who shoos the kids out of his yard and won't give them back their frisby/ball/etc. (miser), people hire him just to do it for them

The Keysor = crazy guy in group therapy paid to make everyone else feel sane

Steat = Roy Williams

Mods = professional chaperones that are really bad at their jobs
 

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!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ROY & STAFF !!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TAR HEELS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

skysdad

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I think GSD is a professional basketball player with the Charlotte Hornets. He scored 3 points tonight vs. Detroit. OFC


GSD just put up 5 vs. Ind. tonight. Just about doubled his output vs. the Pistons. Look out he's gonna be an all-star. OFC
 
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dukiejay

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Just because DSouthr writes a lot doesn't mean he's writer. I would think someone who writes at a third-grade level probably isn't getting paid to put their thoughts down on paper.

Keyser probably lives in an apartment all by himself and I wouldn't think has a real job or companion.
 
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dbav

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I don't know if anyone said Dsuckr is a speech writer for anything other than a third grader, haha.
 

skysdad

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The more I think about it kerosay used tbe the durham county D.A. who tried to prosecute the Duke LX team for gang rape. Is that your Mr. Nifong? OFC