I think you're right about Gary-7, Pisgah, he has to be Roy. I mean he talks about coaching, and the coaching Mafia, so it has to be because he knows so little about coaching and player evaluation and that fits Ol' Roy like a glove.
DSouth, he must be a political speech writer (that's paid by the word) because he says so much to say so little, and when he's through you're still not sure what the point was about.
Gunslingerdick...hmmm, I'm not sure what he does for a living but I think he fancies himself an old west gunslinger, even though he reminds me more of the 'The Shakiest Gun in the West' in that he's not so quick or accurate with much of anything he says. Oh and he is an amateur comedian, I think, because he made a point of noting that when he commented how unfunny I was/am. You can't argue with an amateur comedian.
Keyersosay, he has to work in the septic tank pumping business (and nothing wrong with that because everyone needs the sh!tter cleaned every once in awhile), but I don't think he's very good at it because he sprays more crazy shite out than he pumps up.
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