Q: What do you call children born in a whorehouse ??
A: Brothel Sprouts
A: Brothel Sprouts
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I was going to post a time-travel joke, but you guys didn't like it.
A duck walks into a pharmacy. He approaches the pharmacist at the counter and says, "I need some ointment for this rash on my beak." The pharmacist replies, "Sorry, we don't have medicine for ducks here.
A man catches a goldfish one day and the fish says to him "If you let me go, I'll grant you three wishes!"
The man was committed to a mental institution soon after for severe schizophrenia.
A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay.
The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single."
She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."
A man catches a goldfish one day and the fish says to him "If you let me go, I'll grant you three wishes!"
The man was committed to a mental institution soon after for severe schizophrenia.
A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay.
The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single."
She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."
