Keeping Pants Warm

[Laparkafan]

Since it's cold how do you keep your pants warm?
Thermals?
Heaters?
Dryer?
Blankets?

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

I live in a house. I have a home

 

[UKGrad93]

Peeing in them makes them warm.

 

[ukfan606]

Blow dryer warms them right up

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Wearing them seems to have a warming effect

 

[kyboy1998_rivals34276]

Pretty awful effort at a thread.

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Pretty awful effort at a thread.

Not a lot to work with

 

[funKYcat75]

Cuddling.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I use Lord Egg's plants for pant warmth.

 

[Phantom]

 

[UK_Is_Good]

I just tell a lie and they light on fire.

 

[Anon1711055878]

I get boners lol.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

wrap dong in burlap, insert heat lamp, take long hot bath.

 

[rmattox]

Fleece lined pants

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Boobies

 

[BlueThruAndThru_rivals115784]

Depends on whether you're a tight pant or big pant person:




Also, Depends.

 

[Kybluedude]

Sleep pants underneath

 

[AustinTXCat]

Since it's cold how do you keep your pants warm?
Thermals?
Heaters?
Dryer?
Blankets?

Get some strange, dude!

 

[cawoodsct]

Usually go to a pizza joint and get them heated up in the oven like Kramer. Fill my pockets up with saved pennies and get those britches heated right up.