Kim Kardashian back on the market

[funKYcat75]

I’m spoken for, but any of you single guys have a chance now. Let’s do some pros and cons.

pro: You know she puts out.

con: you probably won’t hit the sides.

pro: she’s crazy rich.

con: she has kids and Kanye as the baby daddy can’t be an ideal situation

pro: plenty of material to hold onto whilst doing the deed

con: better be packing in order to make it to the destination

pro: you’d probably get to hang out with the younger Jenner ladies.

con: you’d probably have to hang out with the older Jenner ‘ladies’.

Feel free to add to this list.

 

[blubo]

Hard pass on that *****. i’ll stick with my current girlfriend.

 

[420grover]

If she's into late 40's white dudes, I'd hit it.

 

[KyCatFan1]

Pro: You can hang out with former UK player Devin Booker at family get togethers.

Con: You have to be around the Kardashian family.

 

[55wildcat]

the python that swam in the pool means I have no chance, but thanks for gettin my hopes up..

 

[pbjuk]

Kamala went white and never went back.

 

[420grover]

the python that swam in the pool means I have no chance, but thanks for gettin my hopes up..

Those things are designed to pass a human being through, it ain't hurt.

 

[KyCatFan1]

Those things are designed to pass a human being through, it ain't hurt.

I think she has had a number of humans passing through that thing.

 

[Madcat62_rivals113839]

disease infested tramp.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

As a lover of the female form, not sure I’d hit it.

 

[UKwizard]

 

[Col. Angus]

Oh you mean she’s getting divorced again shocker

 

[Glenn's Take]

con: she has kids and Kanye as the baby daddy can’t be an ideal situation

That's not really a problem. It's not like he's going to be around and take interest in their lives and once you go through the courts enough they will just garnish his salary for the child support.

 

[gamecockcat]

Just say NO. Complete ***** and dealing with her narcissism, changing her face all the time and family dysfunctionality, no way, no how.

 

[nom de plume_rivals392166]

She is broken down. They have to be careful how they photograph her as her hips are all busted up. Way past her prime and you'd feel more with a tire swing and a can of crisco.

 

[Tskware]

Oh you mean she’s getting divorced again shocker

My first thought as well, thought that union would last forever . . . NOT

 

[Barleycorn]

no Pics?

 

[H. Lecter]

The last ****** *** nasty thing I need to see pics of.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Couldn't find a thread on the first page to alert @kybobcat . Check the NY Post for a teacher incident that hits close to home. And she is [smoke]

 

[Glenn's Take]

Couldn't find a thread on the first page to alert @kybobcat . Check the NY Post for a teacher incident that hits close to home. And she is [smoke]

Wood.

 

[KRJ1975]

I feel like plowing KK would be akin to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But wood.

 

[80 Proof]

The fact that Ye was cheating on her with a tranny tells me all I need to know.

I've never cared for KK, always thought she looked nasty. I bet her poosay smells like a farm pond in August, but drenched in perfume.

 

[-BBH-]

 

[80 Proof]

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

no Pics?

 

[cordmaker]

Like throwing a hot dog in a dog house!!!

 

[80 Proof]

 

[gobigbluebell]

She's rich enough to chop off her centaur bottom half and get a replacement.

 

[JStaff21]

I feel like plowing KK would be akin to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But wood.

Accurate.

 

[420grover]

I have a question or two for all the guys saying she's a *****, worn out, etc.

Was your wife/gf good in the sack the first time you hit it?

If you answered yes, then how do you think she got that way?

 

[nom de plume_rivals392166]

I feel like plowing KK would be akin to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But wood.

Andrew Dice Clay wants his royalty check.

 

[gamecockcat]

I have a question or two for all the guys saying she's a *****, worn out, etc.

Was your wife/gf good in the sack the first time you hit it?

If you answered yes, then how do you think she got that way?

Big difference between having previous relationships and making a film of you getting railed. And the guys she's been with, at least publicly, I wouldn't want to follow. Just say no.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

I'd hit it. I'd bang her sisters too. I'd also bang her Mommy, mommy Kardashian that is, not mommy Jenner.

 

[420grover]

Big difference between having previous relationships and making a film of you getting railed.

The 2 people in that video were in a relationship.

 

[JDHoss]

I'd hit it. I'd bang her sisters too. I'd also bang her Mommy, mommy Kardashian that is, not mommy Jenner.

Absodamnloutely. Guys saying otherwise are either lying or gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. For myself, its a WOOD. Long term relationship? Hard pass.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

Absodamnloutely. Guys saying otherwise are either lying or gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. For myself, its a WOOD. Long term relationship? Hard pass.

I applaud your enthusiasm. My feelings exactly. In my mind, it's a no brainer.

 

[H. Lecter]

You guys are telling me that’s a nice *** and you’d hit that? That’s a nasty ***.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

You guys are telling me that’s a nice *** and you’d hit that? That’s a nasty ***.

I've hit a lot worse asses, and wanted to.

 

[80 Proof]

I try to avoid asses with hail damage personally.

 

[Backer cutter]

I’d have to be drunk. Problem is, at my age if I’m drunk, no matter how big the straw, I still can’t push a wet noodle through it.