Looking for 4 attractive ladies to stay with at the Gatorslayer Bowl.

[Greasy Creak Mafia]

Any very attractive ladies looking to get a suite at the Hilton, Hyatt or Continental Inn South , I would be willing to bring the beer and other party favors and some very average looking friends. We have secured tickets and would even spring for yours. Also, seeking any yacht owners willing to invite us onboard for the New Year's Eve party. Hot tubs are optional, but lack of proper beverages is a deal breaker and lack of other attractive women is a deal breaker as well. Also must be willing to have no strings attached " interactions " just to,keep things light.

Please forward all pictures to this message board for consideration as a fan base . I care what the majority of BBN thinks so,I'm willing to allow their input. Perfect 10's who are UL fans need not submit pictures because I do discriminate against felons and special Ed chicks.

And one more thing, ....not really a big deal but you will need to keep a tight lip and no camera phone pictures or Facebook Flix can be snapped because of my friends background as a spy. I'm sure you gals will understand it's just standard national security measures,...nothing more or less.

Hit me up on channel 19 CB ( citizens band) Mon - Fri 6 am till 11:45 pm. Only serious shout outs too, b/c I don't want to be clogging up the air waves with chit chat. Go Big Blue.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Don't drink and post.

 

[NCukcat62]

This isn't Craigslist lol

 

[bthaunert]

Check your mail big boy

 

[MrKentucky]

Lot lizards.

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

As a dad on this site, you should be beaten to a pulp for the way you look at women. I'm sure every woman at U.K would love to come find you and join up seeing you dressed like a cholo on easter.

Get this trash off this board before i accidentally swallow the roofie myself.

Piece of trash. Gtfo. I HOPE this is some kind of a dumb joke

 

[dcspurlock]

Check your mail big boy

Shotgun on the one in green!!!

 

[Krisys32]

As a dad on this site, you should be beaten to a pulp for the way you look at women. I'm sure every woman at U.K would love to come find you and join up seeing you dressed like a cholo on easter.

Get this trash off this board before i accidentally swallow the roofie myself.

Piece of trash. Gtfo. I HOPE this is some kind of a dumb joke

Dear god can you not see it's a joke?

 

[lil2coupe]

i think it was a joke/attempt at least. I just don't typically find jokes about special education very funny.

 

[oboroCATfan]

As a dad on this site, you should be beaten to a pulp for the way you look at women. I'm sure every woman at U.K would love to come find you and join up seeing you dressed like a cholo on easter.

Get this trash off this board before i accidentally swallow the roofie myself.

Piece of trash. Gtfo. I HOPE this is some kind of a dumb joke

I bet you are a lot of fun.

 

[Mikey Likes It]

This may be the strangest post to make the board since Smith got kicked off the team. Makes me wonder why would you stop at 4?

 

[railroadkat_1]

Greasy Creak Mafia stop taking the drugs now! Worst attempt ever for a joke=ever!

 

[Greasy Creak Mafia]

Check your mail big boy

Now Keepum coming, and that one in the pink bikini on the right is reserved. But on a serious note, will there be any space on the double California King sized bed? My bud has a bad back....

You gotta admit tho special Ed jokes should be permitted when over 51% of a fan base like ULs have special needs in the mental dept.

Thanks for the help so far BBN, we will make this decision as an entire fan base. But much like the electoral college , the vast majority of your votes will be rendered useless, and the decision to go with the omega moos or some ladies even larger will be entirely ours. Or decided by the Greezy Creek Supreme Court. But we want to appear democratic thats the important thing.


Now that the ice has broken,........keep those pictures coming. And we will let you know who the winners are, and we will upload pictures of the lucky ladies. One love BBN.

 

[UKGrad93]

 

[Moopyj]

This thread will be entertaining

 

[-LEK-]

Ugh, reminds me of my drinking days...The one at 7:00 is aight. Plus, you know you getting a good meal afterwards.

 

[willievic]

Those lovely babes are great. Shady in the summer, warm in the winter, and if you tattoo them, you could have moving pictures when they move.

OLD STOLL FIELD GUY!

 

[-LEK-]

i accidentally swallow the roofie myself.

You're going to roofie yourself? I mean, I am all for you roofing yourself, but as a man who claims to be a dad, why do you have roofies? Seems odd to call another man trash, when you own roofies.

 

[Nubb16]

2 5
1 4
3

 

[UKGrad93]

Ugh, reminds me of my drinking days...The one at 7:00 is aight. Plus, you know you getting a good meal afterwards.

She might eat your meal though.

 

[ScrewDuke1]

Wtf lol

 

[UKRob 73]

As a dad on this site, you should be beaten to a pulp for the way you look at women. I'm sure every woman at U.K would love to come find you and join up seeing you dressed like a cholo on easter.

Get this trash off this board before i accidentally swallow the roofie myself.

Piece of trash. Gtfo. I HOPE this is some kind of a dumb joke

Good grief get over yourself.

 

[DSmith21]

These four experienced ladies can't wait to party with you in that hot tub OP. Nothing like a little "Trans N Rosie" to get your freak on.

 

[BernieSadori]

Can't believe that dude has to roofie himself to masturbate.....too.

 

[TortElvisII]

This far and no one has posted the Duke chick?

 

[kghighroller]

[laughing]

 

[ndk_rivals308474]

There are 5 ladies in this picture. OP very clearly asked for 4.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

i think it was a joke/attempt at least. I just don't typically find jokes about special education very funny.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

He/she specifically asked about 4. Learn counting.

11 o'clock is Yokozuna's son.

 

[WonderBraa]

I just don't understand ingesting the roofie on your own

 

[UKGrad93]

He/she specifically asked about 4. Learn counting.

11 o'clock is Yokozuna's son.

Good point. Maybe I'll get it right this time.

 

[Moopyj]

I just don't understand ingesting the roofie on your own

It was a Douche bag self righteous retort by the big bad daddy

 

[The_Oak]

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

OP writes fan fiction in her spare time.

 

[funKYcat75]

There are 5 ladies in this picture. OP very clearly asked for 4.

He asked for 4 attractive ladies. Didn't say one ugly one (6:00) couldn't tag along. Hubba hubba

 

[Greasy Creak Mafia]

The girls from ventriloquist school or the contortionists,............choices can be hard without these beauties to pick from.

But talked with some nice ladies on the CB from Charleston, SC .. They need to give me the harbor address. I want that yacht to look like the scene from the 300 where the hunchbacked guy sells out his buddies for the orgy

 

[-LEK-]

The girls from ventriloquist school or the contortionists,............choices can be hard without these beauties to pick from.

But talked with some nice ladies on the CB from Charleston, SC .. They need to give me the harbor address. I want that yacht to look like the scene from the 300 where the hunchbacked guy sells out his buddies for the orgy

Youre trying too hard.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Mods please ban the op for trying to act heterosexual, when she is a lesbian in disguise

 

[Greasy Creak Mafia]

Mods please ban the op for trying to act heterosexual, when she is a lesbian in disguise

OH YOUR GOOD,...........YOUR DAM GOOD!!!!!

Been out of the closet since .........12:21 am today. I was going to tell you off real good, then it hit me like a ton of bricks .......your actually right. No more disguise no more hidden agenda,.....just a good honest lesbian ready to ply all the knowledge " learnt" towards a nice weekend in the sunshine state.

⛳️⛵️

 

[Nuke99m.]

Youre trying too hard.

That's what she said.