Man arrested for raging at wife over too much cheese on grilled cheese

[TortElvisII]

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/athens/grilled-cheese-rage-546398


Georgia man is facing criminal charges after raging at his spouse for making a grilled cheese sandwich too cheesy, cops allege.

According to an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report, James De Paola, 55, began “shouting and cursing” at his wife Michelle during a confrontation last Wednesday afternoon in the couple’s Athens home.

We need the poll back to see which of you it could have been.

 

[funKYcat75]

@maverick1

 

[herodotus6]

@maverick1

+1 vote here.

We knew he was tempting fate with the double decker. Guess she couldn't make the double, so he decked her.

 

[TortElvisII]

If she had used a 1 pound block of Velveeta and two slices of bread that would be pushing it, but three slices.

 

[Ron Mehico]

Well you gotta draw the line somewhere, it appears this man decided to make his stand around cheese.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

@maverick1

[laughing]

 

[joeyrupption]

Wonder how she is with the eggs:

 

[herodotus6]

Wonder how she is with the eggs:

I don't know how she cooks them, but I bet he beats them for her.

 

[Xception]

That's what they do see , they push your buttons with little ish for years until you finally lose it over something simple . No telling how many over cheesy sandwiches this mf ate before he snapped .

 

[Guess Who]

"Who stole my cheese?"

 

[bluthruandthru]

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

That's what they do see , they push your buttons with little ish for years until you finally lose it over something simple . No telling how many over cheesy sandwiches this mf ate before he snapped .

Yep. He prolly was like,"Hey sweetie, could you possibly reduce the cheese slices to two total for me, Hun?" like a trillion times prior...

In her passive aggressive, completely disrespectful manner, always placed 3-4 slices of cheese on unbuttered bread heels..{that'll show his lazy ***. Make your own mfn toasty cheesy, botch}.

Meanwhile the dude is workin round the clock, never complains that the lazy koont hasn't progressed past the culinary wizardry that is cheese and bread for 20 years of marriage and hasn't seen a beej or clean house in like forever.

But hey, eff him.

 

[CatFromDaHood]

This is the state that is pro-gun but anti-sex toy........who does this surprise? Only less surprising places would be some parts of Louisville

 

[DSmith21]

Fella is going to come to a harsh realization

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

There is no such thing as too much cheese. ******* heathen.

 

[cawoodsct]

He ruined a marriage over a slice of cheese?
Brilliant!