Man kills wife while on Cruise

[Ineverplayedthegame]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fbi-suspect-custody-cruise-ship-death-article-1.3361442

I say she deserved it.
Two things not to be tolerated.
Don't be laughing at me.
If I say I want my eggs fried, that don't mean scrambled.

 

[FrankUnderwood]

She dead

 

[-Mav-]

I say she deserved it.
Two things not to be tolerated.
Don't be laughing at me.
If I say I want my eggs fried, that don't mean scrambled.

I read this in Jesco White's voice and it was pretty damned hilarious.

 

[Zakk Wyldcat]

Tom Cruise? If I had a wife I'd kill her too if she was on him.

 

[KingOfBBN]

 

[MegaBlue05]

That dude had to have such a tiny pecker.

He out kicked his coverage, then killed it, and now will be assraped regularly. Grow thicker skin, "Tiny."

 

[thabigbluenation]

i will never go on a cruise. i love my wife, i'm pretty sure she doesn't want to kill me literally. but ya never know. and vice versa of course...

 

[-Mav-]

Dude has to be related to Jesco...

 

[Ahnan E. Muss]

Tom Cruise? If I had a wife I'd kill her too if she was on him.

It's not clear from the thread title whether the wife or the husband was on Tom Cruise when the murder took place.

 

[-BBH-]

Was she laughing at that weird *** nose?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Was she laughing at that weird *** nose?

That thing is an anomaly.

Looks like a damn penis

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

The upside: everybody on the cruise gets $150 in casino chips.

 

[vhcat70]

Being cooped up on a cruise ship would drive anyone nuts. He's innocent.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

He killed her in front of his daughter. This is messed up.

 

[qwesley]

That thing is an anomaly.

Looks like a damn penis

[laughing]

 

[Saguaro Cat]