Martha Stewart, 81, chosen for Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Cover

UK_Dallas

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All kidding aside, I think a few posters have a tranny addiction. Some can't go a day without mentioning them. It's either an addiction or an obsession. TDS. Tranny Derangement Syndrome?


Maybe, follow your own advice?

Cope and just live your own life.

You seem obsessed with what you consider others to be obsessed.

Like a moth to a flame, here you are.
 

IdaCat

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Does anybody buy that rag these days, paper or online? I had a subscription when I was a kid, 50 years ago. Haven't looked at one in decades and doubt I will again.
 
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About 16 years ago or so I lived next door to my friend. He came over one day and gave me the newest SI swimsuit issue. He didn't want his wife to see it so he gave it to me.

Meanwhile that weekend I went to visit my parents, and as soon as I walked in the door my dad went "Look what your mom bought me!".
 
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DSmith21

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Would not. Too much saggy old flesh. Her face looks good because she was once a model and has obviously had a bunch of surgery to keep it tight. There is a reason why most of her body is covered up.
 

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I will say, it's an odd move but probably a smart one. In 2023, no one gives a single thought about something as innocent as a swimsuit issue of a once well-known magazine, unless you put someone on the cover that's completely unexpected.
 

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About 16 years ago or so I lived next door to my friend. He came over one day and gave me the newest SI swimsuit issue. He didn't want his wife to see it so he gave it to me.

Meanwhile that weekend I went to visit my parents, and as soon as I walked in the door my dad went "Look what your mom bought me!".
Your friends wife sounds like a real blast in the sack. He can’t look at girls in swimsuits? Hope she hasn’t heard about porn because they’re definitely not watching any together.
 

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At least they didn't pick a tranny...

NEW YORK (AP) — At 81, Martha Stewart isn’t slowing down and some might say she’s heating up. Stewart has been chosen as one of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit cover models, the magazine announced Monday.

How quickly we forgive. She went to prison for insider stock trading. It is amazing who people choose to forgive and who they choose not to.
 
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Pretty hot for 80.

I'm just laughing that the usual suspects on here that will defend any absurdity are probably privately sighing relief that they only have to defend an elderly woman in a bathing suit not a chick with a nutsac
 

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My mom got an SI subscription for me back in the 60s. IIRC, Bill Russell was on the cover of my first issue. I kept the subscription going until ESPN started up and had Sportscenter. I also had The Sporting News for a few years, as well as The Catpaw, which was awaited each week/month like a CARE package for a starving man. 😎
 
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