WTF are you even talking about? Have you been here the last 25 years?
Mediocrity didn’t just show up... we’ve been marinating in that **** like a slow-cooked casserole of disappointment.
Apathy rolled in when Riley was hired, mostly because the two guys before him weren’t exactly lighting the world on fire. Honestly, his nickname should’ve been Mike “Mediocrity” Riley, dude practically trademarked 7–5 energy. No need to “welcome us” to anything… this is like our fourth guided tour through the land of Letdowns.
Behold the Mt. Rushmore of meh:
- Bill Callahan
- Bo Pelini
- Mike Riley
- And now Matt Rhule
And Scott Frost?
Oh, he was the coach who made us "re-appreciate" mediocrity. People must forget just how bad that dude was... but don’t worry, he was entertaining... entertaining by losing in every creative way possible.