Just remember, if Santa wraps your gifts, then he doesn't really love you.
Happy Holiday, Paddock.
Happy Holiday, Paddock.
Merry Christmas
- Thread starter funKYcat75
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Happy Birthday to my favorite Jewish carpenter.
Big news, fam. Guess who has two thumbs and got promoted to an Elf on the Shelf? This guy, that's who.
Don't know my assignment yet, but hopefully it's a rich place with an assload of Barbies I can violate. Ken can get involved if he wants to watch.
My life just got much better and there is a raise involved.
Do me a favor and pour out a little egg nog for my homie Sparkles who got touched (not that way ...) by a toddler and lost his magic.
Don't know my assignment yet, but hopefully it's a rich place with an assload of Barbies I can violate. Ken can get involved if he wants to watch.
My life just got much better and there is a raise involved.
Do me a favor and pour out a little egg nog for my homie Sparkles who got touched (not that way ...) by a toddler and lost his magic.
Just do the smart thing guys and don't give your women their gifts until after they give it up. Christmas should be no stingy p*ss day.
Wishing all you perverts, molesters, alcoholics, neanderthals, and effeminate douchebags a Merry Christmas.