Miranda Lambert getting divorced. Miranda or Cary Underwood?

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I think ML > CU. CU is a little better looking but ML is sexier and probably a LOT more fun.



 

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I think Miranda Lambert is the best female country singer around these days, but she's not that attractive. Rough around the edges.
 

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Yep, timing is everything when preying on thick girls. Gotta get in and get out, in what can sometimes be a very short window.
 

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Yep, timing is everything when preying on thick girls. Gotta get in and get out, in what can sometimes be a very short window.

Yep, like Debby Ryan of "Hey Jessie!" fame. Her short window is right now, and if she or her agent doesn't take full advantage right now it will be closed soon. As soon as she pops some kids or hits 30 she is going to blow up like a balloon. You can just tell. There is a fat girl in there that is dying to get out.
 
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CU put on a good bit of weight when she was doing American Idol.

That said, as of today, CU by a mile.
 

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If you wanted to do really bad immoral things in the bedroom, Lambert would be the pick.

Otherwise Carrie is a complete smoke show and is the winner. Doubt she gets too freaky deeky though.
 

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Lambert reminds me of so much ****** white trash I knew back in the day. Not saying it's good or bad but just has that "look."

You guys know the type. They're usually named Brittany or Melissa or Kelly Lynn.
 

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And you base that on ????? Did Romo tell you CU was a dead touch ? I mean I seriously doubt outside of wacking thinking of one of them, you haven't been within 5 miles of either to know. IMO.
 

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CU just seems a little too 'goody two shoes'. Talks about her faith a lot. Not a turn on to me at all. She does look good but if she's just gonna be plain vanilla, think I'd go with the white-trashy, anything goes ML. At her current weight, of course. She got big for a while and as short as she is, every ounce counts.
 

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Yep, like Debby Ryan of "Hey Jessie!" fame. Her short window is right now, and if she or her agent doesn't take full advantage right now it will be closed soon. As soon as she pops some kids or hits 30 she is going to blow up like a balloon. You can just tell. There is a fat girl in there that is dying to get out.
That one does it for me....
 

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I actually don't get the fascination with Carrie Underwood. Her face is basically perfection, but her body looks very mediocre (for celebrity standards) IMO...

 

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And you base that on ????? Did Romo tell you CU was a dead touch ? I mean I seriously doubt outside of wacking thinking of one of them, you haven't been within 5 miles of either to know. IMO.
Haha! Didn't realize this thread needed citing for an opinion. Calm down little guy.
 

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To sleep with or date? Carrie Underwood.

To fight my ex girlfriend at the county fair or make the two-deep at SAM linebacker? Lambert.
 

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I think Miranda Lambert is the best female country singer around these days.
Uh no. Maybe of the ones played on the radio.

Brandy Clark, Holly Williams, Zoe Muth, Amy Helm, Allison Moorer, Mary Gauthier, Amy Speace
 
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I'm leaning Lambert. Carrie's the type that would wanna "make love and cuddle" every time. Miranda's the type that would "wanna f$cK and slap".
 

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Uh no. Maybe of the ones played on the radio.

Brandy Clark, Holly Williams, Zoe Muth, Amy Helm, Allison Moorer, Mary Gauthier, Amy Speace

I don't know who the hell any of those people are, so yeah, I stand by my take.
 

BlueRaider22

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^ML is more trailer-trashy......more edge. She's more likely to have a fight with you then spend the afternoon making up with some slaps and dirty talk.

Carrie is more white-bread suburbian. More likely to hold your hand in church on Sunday, look at you with loving eyes while you feed the homeless lunch, then go back and cuddle with you in the afternoon on the couch while watching a sappy Lifetime movie.