Monkey crash/monkey people/MONKEYPOX

[gobigbluebell]

Some idiot crashed a truckload of monkeys in Pennsylvania. Some got loose, all were found (allegedly). Some special lady was exposed to monkey stuff.

WHY

Leave monkeys alone!

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

Folks, just wear your mask and get vaccinated.

 

[Anon1711055878]

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

They're not monkey's they're humans who haven't evolved yet.

 

[Cleisthenes]

Monkeys are biologically, anatomically, and physiologically very similar to humans and thus are used in research extensively to benefit us all.

You don't want to see that or know about it. Like war, research is an essential evil that is best not flaunted before the general public lest their naive comfortable eyes be repulsed.

Monkeys as pets are incredibly stupid and dangerous. If you invite this disaster in upon yourself then know that they will rip your face and genitals off first when they get mad, so anytime you see a faceless genital-less idiot you'll know what happened to them.

 

[funKYcat75]

Does COVID-monkey cause you to not be able to write coherently?

 

[NewHock15]

Does COVID-monkey cause you to mot be able to write coherently?

 

[_Mav_]

"I touch the creates (sic) and walk in poop." That dumbass deserves monkey pox.

 

[KingOfBBN]

They are just seeking a better life and want to work!

 

[Cleisthenes]

Creationism seems like a much more plausible scientific answer to where people came from than the whole "evolution" nonsense backed by hundreds of years of scientific study and debate.

Jesus created the dinosaurs then when he seen his handiwork he decided he needed custodians. Thus, around 5000 years ago, the first human emerged from the rib of another one. Then inbreeding worked its magic from that point on to upwards of 8 billion people now from that one rib. Pretty simple without all the fancy "facts" they try to confuse you with in their so-called "science" classes. We should return to the Dark Ages when we depended on religion to guide us all along the path of righteousness. Look around the world and throughout history, Theocracies always do better by their people.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[KingOfBBN]

Creationism seems like a much more plausible scientific answer to where people came from than the whole "evolution" nonsense backed by hundreds of years of scientific study and debate.

Jesus created the dinosaurs then when he seen his handiwork he decided he needed custodians. Thus, around 5000 years ago, the first human emerged from the rib of another one. Then inbreeding worked its magic from that point on to upwards of 8 billion people now from that one rib. Pretty simple without all the fancy "facts" they try to confuse you with in their so-called "science" classes. We should return to the Dark Ages when we depended on religion to guide us all along the path of righteousness. Look around the world and throughout history, Theocracies always do better by their people.

Show us where the priest touched you, Alex.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

 

[Spica Orbit]

They're not monkey's they're humans who haven't evolved yet.

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Democrats?

 

[MegaBlue05]

A monkey could write better than whatever the hell that nonsensical babble was.

 

[kyeric]

Does COVID-monkey cause you to not be able to write coherently?

That was what i got out of all that. Dude needs a tweet editor.

 

[TortElvisII]

She was exposed to rabies.

 

[joeyrupption]

so anytime you see a faceless genital-less idiot you'll know what happened to them.

“No face huh? Alright, drop your pants and skivvies, I’ve got a hunch I’d like to see through.”

 

[TortElvisII]

The one thing this thread makes clear to me is how many people confuse monkeys and chimpanzees. Based on this thread 64 out of 100 people do that.