Controversial take. I'm not saying Airplane 2 was as good as Airplane. I'm just saying it's still really good.
"The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull of the ship."
"Are you telling us everything?"
"Not exactly, we're also out of coffee."
Little kid "Do you think things will be different on the moon?"
Dad "It will be great. A whole new world. A whole new group of kids to play with."
Litle kid "Does that mean no mean headlines about the rape trial?"
Dad "How many kids get a chance to live on the moon?"
Little kid "No more kids yelling your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert?"
Dad "Look, a man can make a mistake. Anyway she was asking for it. They're all asking for it all the time."