My Saturday morning prayer

villebj

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Dear Lord,
it is yet another football Saturday. I ask Thee to show the horns the evil of their ways. I ask that when they do that hookm horns sign today that You, My Father, turn their devil sign towards their faces and give them the 3 stooges in the eyes. I ask that You guide the Rice Owls to victory today and humble that arrogant fan base. I also ask Father, knowing in my heart You are a OU fan, that You guide the Sooners to a victory over our hillbilly cousins to the east of us today. In Jesus name I pray......AMEN!
 

phillinois

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Dear Lord,
it is yet another football Saturday. I ask Thee to show the horns the evil of their ways. I ask that when they do that hookm horns sign today that You, My Father, turn their devil sign towards their faces and give them the 3 stooges in the eyes. I ask that You guide the Rice Owls to victory today and humble that arrogant fan base. I also ask Father, knowing in my heart You are a OU fan, that You guide the Sooners to a victory over our hillbilly cousins to the east of us today. In Jesus name I pray......AMEN!


That's pretty good TMS...and if may coat tail off of it a bit.

Dear lord, you know his maladies so well, so I beseech you lord, please return to K2C some, if not all of his faculties. Amen
 
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gs is sooooo predictable. Like dangling meat to a dog...you know he is gonna go for it
 
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