Mysterious Brain Syndrome Grips Canada

[Lord Z]

MONTREAL — Forty-eight people from the same small Canadian province struck with a baffling mix of symptoms including insomnia, impaired motor function and hallucinations such as nightmarish visions of the dead.

A quixotic neurologist working 12-hour days to decipher the clues.

Swirling conspiracy theories blaming the illness on cellphone towers, fracking or even COVID-19 vaccines.

Mysterious Brain Syndrome Grips Canada

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[bluthruandthru]

 

[RunninRichie]

sounds like they’re eating some funky *** wildlife in that area and it’s ******* them up.

 

[TortElvisII]

sounds like they’re eating some funky *** wildlife in that area and it’s ****ing them up.

There's a 1983 documentary about this. It's called Strange Brew.

 

[J_Dee]

sounds like they’re eating some funky *** wildlife in that area and it’s ****ing them up.

Nah, it's a side-effect of the COVID-19 vaccine for sure. Now all we have to do is to figure out how the vaccine started affecting these people six years before it was created.

 

[magic8ball]

The article says it started 6 years ago so that rules out the Covid vaccine.

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

MONTREAL — Forty-eight people from the same small Canadian province struck with a baffling mix of symptoms including insomnia, impaired motor function and hallucinations such as nightmarish visions of the dead.

A quixotic neurologist working 12-hour days to decipher the clues.

Swirling conspiracy theories blaming the illness on cellphone towers, fracking or even COVID-19 vaccines.

Mysterious Brain Syndrome Grips Canada

“In the past six years, dozens of people have fallen ill from the disease, and six people have died.”

TIL the COVID-19 vaccines have been in existence for 6 years. Why was big pharma hiding it for so long???

 

[awf]

MONTREAL — Forty-eight people from the same small Canadian province struck with a baffling mix of symptoms including insomnia, impaired motor function and hallucinations such as nightmarish visions of the dead.

A quixotic neurologist working 12-hour days to decipher the clues.

Swirling conspiracy theories blaming the illness on cellphone towers, fracking or even COVID-19 vaccines.

Mysterious Brain Syndrome Grips Canada

Marijuana.....

 

[RunninRichie]

Marijuana.....

wtf? you one of those dare officers that tried to convince kids weed would make their wieners fall off, while lighting a cigarette?

 

[entropy13]

Those damn fool canucks can't even see the obvious culprit staring straight at them at the breakfast table.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

wtf? you one of those dare officers that tried to convince kids weed would make their wieners fall off, while lighting a cigarette?

Johnny Dakota

 

[J_Dee]

TIL the COVID-19 vaccines have been in existence for 6 years. Why was big pharma hiding it for so long???

Only our favorite old doctor can answer this one. He's never let us down before.

Spoiler

 

[LineSkiCat14]

I mean.. Marijuana could absolutely cause insomnia, hallucinations, and "thinking you can see the dead".. not that I think this is a case of one-too-many bong rips..

 

[mash_24]

Kind of terrifying. Gotta be the shellfish right?

 

[HagginHall1999]

Nah, it's a side-effect of the COVID-19 vaccine for sure. Now all we have to do is to figure out how the vaccine started affecting these people six years before it was created.

Time travel...

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

Time travel...

Inverted entropy. Maybe Tenet was on to something!

 

[lex cath]

UFO’s

 

[mrhotdice]

To much hockey

 

[BMoore2]

MONTREAL — Forty-eight people from the same small Canadian province struck with a baffling mix of symptoms including insomnia, impaired motor function and hallucinations such as nightmarish visions of the dead.

A quixotic neurologist working 12-hour days to decipher the clues.

Swirling conspiracy theories blaming the illness on cellphone towers, fracking or even COVID-19 vaccines.

Mysterious Brain Syndrome Grips Canada

That’s normal. Canadians have always been special.

 

[ukgrad83]

My bet is ethanol poisoning. Someone is making moonshine the wrong way.