National Maury Povich day

[Wall2Boogie]

this man is a true American hero and television icon. He has successfully been married to Connie Chung since 1984 which is a task all in itself. He has managed to reunite thousands of children with their fathers after they were lost somewhere between inception and birth. I don't know how the father is lost, maybe because mom is always so busy she forgets about her baby daddy. In honor of this great mans achivements, I nominate the 3rd Sunday in June to now be referred to as national Maury povich day. Keep fighting the good fight sir, you will reach a million father/child connections in no time.

 

[KyCatFan1]

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[AustinTXCat]

Wooooo Hooooo!

 

[Nuke99m.]

Have a great day coach.

 

[DSmith21]

Did he ever manage to knock Connie up? She took like a year's leave because Maury couldn't put the bun in the oven.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

This is the dance of a man that already has children.

 

[YourPublicEnemy]

I loved seeing these guys being told "You're not the father" while the ****** woman ran to the back, crying "Oh lawd, Murray."

That's just good TV.