Naughty teacher, “contaminated flutes” edition

[-Mav-]

With apologies to Bob...


“The performer distributes a flute-like instrument...the allegation is that he contaminated some of these instruments with *****.”

 

[GYERater]

No need to apologize to Bob, but you should apologize to the rest of us. The reason we click on these threads is to see if the teacher is attractive, if so we may scroll a little further down the page to see if anybody has posted some sexy Instagram pics. The fact this sounds like some guy is ejaculating in flutes is disgusting and you should be banned.

 

[warrior-cat]

Or, the teacher needs to be in a band with a few large gay prisoners.

 

[funKYcat75]

To be fair, Jazz flute and Gizz flute sound very similar, both in name and timbre.

 

[AustinTXCat]

.....and then there's a skin flute.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Talk about a skin flute...
Whats next .... having kids play the sex organ
Bag pipes...
Meat whistle...
Rusty trombone...
Sac-saphone...
Dick-olo

 

[-Mav-]

No need to apologize to Bob, but you should apologize to the rest of us. The reason we click on these threads is to see if the teacher is attractive, if so we may scroll a little further down the page to see if anybody has posted some sexy Instagram pics. The fact this sounds like some guy is ejaculating in flutes is disgusting and you should be banned.

You know what? You’re absolutely right. I hereby apologize to the Paddock and will self-ban myself forthwith.

 

[warrior-cat]

You know what? You’re absolutely right. I hereby apologize to the Paddock and will self-ban myself forthwith.

Good show sir! A commendable action if I do say so myself.

 

[TortElvisII]

Ian Anderson wishes he would have stuck with the guitar.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Mav, you know the drill.

Photo of the flute or GTFO

 

[Captain Forehead]

Mav, you know the drill.

Photo of the flute or GTFO

It's like people don't know the rules anymore. Sheesh.

 

[Tannerdad]

There was this one time..... in band camp....

 

[-Mav-]

Mav, you know the drill.

Photo of the flute or GTFO