Naughty Teacher Alert Too!

[vhcat70]

Substitute Teacher Arrested After Cartwheeling in Front of Choir Class Without Underwear

"The most graphic part of the police report came at the end where the student claims to have seen Sponsler’s ****** open and close in the process of the cartwheel."


http://heatst.com/life/substitute-t...ng-in-front-of-choir-class-without-underwear/

 

[Lightbringer123]

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

 

[StubbornPenny]

Saw her ****** open and close???

uh, sure:

 

[morgousky]

 

[Moopyj]

meat curtains

 

[funKYcat75]

Choir class, huh?

She's in big treble.

 

[funKYcat75]

Wearing underwear just isn't her forte.

 

[funKYcat75]

I'm sure she didn't mean to harmony one.

 

[funKYcat75]

Hope none of the boys jazzed their pants.

 

[funKYcat75]

Usually choir kids are not exposed to this much saxuality.

 

[funKYcat75]

Sorry if some of these puns are falling flat.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Make up works wonders

 

[jwheat]

Mods please ban op for not being bob and posting a naughty teacher thread

 

[vhcat70]

Mods please ban op for not being bob and posting a naughty teacher thread

[laughing]

 

[YourPublicEnemy]

Mods please ban op for not being bob and posting a naughty teacher thread

The only thing I can take away from this is thay Bob is dead. No way anyone beats him to these threads without him being dead or busy with one of these teachers.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

No way that's the same chick. It can't be, right. Holy shite!

 

[Wall2Boogie]

No way that's the same chick. It can't be, right. Holy shite!

The next lucky feller to tap that better have the lights out

 

[YourPublicEnemy]

What do you think the percentage is of women who are actually attractive without makeup?

 

[morgousky]

What do you think the percentage is of women who are actually attractive without makeup?

% of naturally attractive women?

Probably around 8-12%.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

What do you think the percentage is of women who are actually attractive without makeup?

I know but damn that is a big *** difference.

 

[TortElvisII]

No way that's the same chick. It can't be, right. Holy shite!

She is a two-face.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Those two pictures look at least 10 years a part.
Looks like she got fat. I'm guessing she has a severe drinking problem.

 

[YourPublicEnemy]

I know but damn that is a big *** difference.

No, I was seriously asking everyone. I'm curious what everyone thinks. I don't have a clue myself.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Sorry if some of these puns are falling flat.

They were pretty sharp and struck a chord with me, play on maestro.

 

[Hank Camacho]

No way that's the same chick. It can't be, right. Holy shite!

Buddy, when's the last time you took something home from a bar?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Buddy, when's the last time you took something home from a bar?

[laughing]

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Buddy, when's the last time you took something home from a bar?

30 years.

 

[Moopyj]

I've thought about this given the lack of recent naughty teachers. My theory is that it is winter, soon spring will be here and imho women will be prowling more. (I hope) and we will soon see a boom in naughty teachers (good looking ones too).

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

30 years.

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

Two points I think that need to be made.
1) Most people look better in their Glamour shot as opposed to their Jailhouse Orange.
2) Gotta watch the gingers, they'll steal your soul.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

That's a lot of detail. Either she was really close or she has a ginormous vajayjay.

 

[BDRintheVille]

Sorry if some of these puns are falling flat.

Surely undies are a re-choired part of the dress code.