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Perhaps not a conversation for the staff room? Student TEACHER, 24, reveals she had to undergo surgery to remove a sex toy from her bottom in a very awkward Facebook post
  • Emma Phillips, 24, was feeling amorous with her boyfriend Lee Miller, 29
  • The couple used a pink sex toy but it became lodged in her bottom
  • She was rushed to hospital in Wrexham, North Wales, and had it removed

Miss Phillips, from Wallasey, Merseyside, initially tried removing it at her home
using a fork handle and barbecue prongs - but failed
 
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slick rick.ksr

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This picture brings up a pet peeve. Look at her eyebrows- they're black. Obviously her Enchanted Forest is black yet she has that fake blond hair.
I wonder if any women color their pubes? Rainbow tones would be kinda wild. Any opinion, Willie? Anybody have any pube grooming/coloring stories. Shaved is about exotic as my experience has been.
 
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BlueBallz_rivals30790

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"At 12pm Miss Phillips underwent the minute-and-a-half surgery which involved placing a camera down her throat and the surgeon pressing on her stomach before manually extracting it."

Probably not the first time she's had something deep down in her throat.
 
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BlueRunner11

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Working in radiology, see this quite often usually among the males. Flashlights, umbrella handles, shampoo bottles, and cucumbers just to name a few of the things that get stuck up there.
 
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BlueRunner11

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JasonSpear said:
did you stare at him for a solid 10-15 seconds, shaking your head, and finally call him a goddam liar?
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Yeah he got called out on that and then he said his wife did it to him while he was passed out drunk. Of course another lie. Lol

Rumor from the surgery crew was that he was blowing bubbles out his *** getting it removed.
 
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UKGrad93

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Why would anyone post that about themselves on facebook? She must be hoping to get a porn contract.
 
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DSmith21

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Calling B.S. on her not realizing that it had gone up her rectum while it was still vibrating. Guarantee that they could both feel it while he was banging her. In fact, I am sure that was the intention.
 
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Xception

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stevo51 said:
This picture brings up a pet peeve. Look at her eyebrows- they're black. Obviously her Enchanted Forest is black yet she has that fake blond hair.
I wonder if any women color their pubes? Rainbow tones would be kinda wild. Any opinion, Willie? Anybody have any pube grooming/coloring stories. Shaved is about exotic as my experience has been.
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Lodging sex toys in the rectum screams of linoleum , carpet color a non factor
 
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Lexie's Dad

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Go in proud of you have something stuck in your ***. It's the other shlub who has to pull it out for a living.
 
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GGCAT

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Had one of my best friends in college who started off his medical career in the 80's working in an emergency room, used to tell me all the time about the strange items that people would come in having jammed up their nether region.

Worst one he told me about was a guy who came in complaining about "abdominal cramps" and thru an X-Ray found that he had one of the old 16oz long glass Coke bottles wedged WAY up in there. Much like the teacher in the original story, he then fessed up that this was the end result of sex game between him and his lover.

Cant even imagine how painful that was.
 
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Captain Forehead

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Was told the story of a guy who showed up in the ER with a candle up his ***.
Then a few days later he was in there again for the same reason.
 
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Ineverplayedthegame

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When she was shopping for her ******** in the sex toy store, she should have went around the corner and noticed that things designed to be put up in your *** generally have a wide base that keeps them from going up into your colon.
 
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d2atTech

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my wife is an er doc. the best one she dealt with was a funnel in a guy's ***. i wonder if he thought it worked like a shoe horn.
 
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