Naughty Wal-Mart shopper Alert!

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Personally, I think it was B.S. she was arrested. Can't a woman have some privacy in the stall of a Wal-Mart? Would.

http://kvil.cbslocal.com/2015/10/23/woman-arrested-for-masturbating-with-sausage-in-walmart/

 

UKWildcats#8

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I'd choose death over that. That was posted on FB and I was hoping it was fake...now that the story has been posted on the Paddock I know it is true. It will haunt my dreams forever.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Time to re-think the age old Paddock rule of always posting a pic when females are mentioned. Time for one of the Paddock lawyers to step up and include some legal mumbo jumbo to allow for a few exceptions.
 

GhostVol

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Probably the first sausage she ever wasted.

C'mon man. First Rule of Sausage is...Sausage does NOT get wasted. That sausage was sustenance to SOMETHING, even if it was just nightcrawlers or maggots.