No Shave - November

Free_Salato_Blue

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Anyone going woolly for the month?


Do you trim it or let it go cause frankly if I go all out it would be like.
 

TriangleUKCat

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Not allowed, per queen of house.

Plus when I have tried, I have a few nickel-quarter sized areas of baby's bottom smooth skin that won't grow a follicle. Looks ridiculous.

Devil's stomping grounds.
 

Mossip

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I don't grown a beard because I'm not ugly, and I have a masculine jaw line. No way I'd hide this gorgeous mug. Also, I can't grow one.
 
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TruBluCatFan

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I would but Id look like a 15 year old trying waiting on his first shave. Well, if said 15 year old was old, fat, and had gray hair in his wannabe beard.
 
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funKYcat75

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I would but Id look like a 15 year old trying waiting on his first shave. Well, if said 15 year old was old, fat, and had gray hair in his wannabe beard.
Sounds like me. I even have *gasp* RED hairs in my beard if I go a couple of days without shaving. Black, Gray and Red. Not a great look unless you're a WWII fighter plane.
 

crazyqx83_rivals88013

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I've had a beard since February of 2013. Not one of those big burly beards like you see at country boy or the hipster convention, but a bead, nonetheless.

If I didn't trim for the rest of the month, I would have hair growing into my mouth, which is quite frankly, gross.
 

JamesIII

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I've had a beard since leaving the Marines in '09. It's usually nicely maintained and trimmed, except for when I grew out my "yeard" (year long beard).

With great beard comes great responsibility.
 

LineSkiCat14

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Movember was supposed to be just Mustaches. I guess it has since evolved into all types of facial hair, but I think growing a beard is a cop out. Beards look great. It's not really out of the norm for anyone to grow a beard these days.

The right way to do it is to painstakingly grow a 'stache from scratch, look like a pedophile for 2 weeks then a 80's cop for the last 2, all the while taking a month of unwanted celibacy.

Maybe I'm doing this wrong, come to think of it.
 
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LineSkiCat14

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That said, while you're taking yourself off the table for 90% of females out there... there's 10% that absolutely love it. Either for the humor displayed, the confidence, or severe daddy issues. It's worked every year at some point, and I don't know how because I look absolutely wretched. Kind of like this:

 
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My reasons for having a beard are several fold:

1) I've had several lady friends tell me I look better with the beard than without. That should be enough reason to justify it (unless they are lying to me, then they would be bitches). Alas, I'll continue.

2) I have a baby face and it makes me look older. It's not cool when you're 31 and want to earn/keep professional respect and you look like you're a wet behind the ears college student when cleanly shaven

3) Having a beard keeps the face warmer in the winter, cooler in the summer. The beard doesn't really trap in much heat unless it's massive (and then that's just gross), but it keeps the blistering cold winter wind from hitting the skin and it keeps the hot summer sun from reaching the skin. I shaved my beard off many summers ago because I had a job interview coming up. The job I was working involved me being outside most of the time. It was pretty incredible the difference in how hot I would get with the beard and without. I thought it would be cooler in the summer without it, nope! I got that job I interviewed for, grew it back out after the interview, and I've kept it ever since.

4) I'd have to shave every freaking day to keep looking decent and if I had some night event where I'd want to be clean shaven, I'd have to shave twice. Yeah that might just sound like me being lazy, but I hate shaving to begin with. Any time I can reduce the amount of time spent on something I hate is a win in my book.

5) I save a ton of money (razors, shaving cream) by not doing something I hate. I can not do something I hate while saving time and money? That's a double win!
 
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anon1760843510

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I just decided to stop shaving around the 1st of last November. At Thanksgiving my sister asked if I was participating in it. I wasn't aware of it. I live under a rock.
 

ukalumni00

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I am scared to death to see how many gray hairs I have so I shave daily. It sucks.
 

We-Todd-Did

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Think all my scattered red hairs are turning gray.
I know a guy who uses this stuff. I guess that because all the hair becomes one color, his beard looks a lot thicker than it really is. Might be worth a shot if you're scraggly, he says it's easy to use.
 

Astrother

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I always sport the facial hair. I've only been clean shaven a handful of times since high school. I have a terrible baby face.
 

12 Oz. Epilogue

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I have kept a beard for twelve years now. It started as a way to cover a scar on my face, but I've grown to really like it. I (mostly) keep it full, but trimmed and not bushy. I don't see how some guys do it with the unruly versions.
 

KingOfBBN

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I grow through phases with it. I'll have a beard for a few months and then go clean shaven again. The bad part is the in-between stages where I look like I might own a rape van or something.

I'm not afraid of gray hair though. I think it'd be kind of badass. As long as you have hair on your head, face and not on your back then life should be golden.