Anyone have recommendations on how to score some nuclear grade plutonium for a bomb that my 3 year old is making for his Kindergarten science class?
Nuclear Weapons advice for a 3 year old.
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Mash, you don't have to worry. I don't allow my kids to get those "government sanctioned vax shots".
I'm sure that in 2045 plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 2015 it's a little hard to come by.
Seriously though I would find some Libyan Nationalists and promise to build them a bomb, but take the plutonium and in turn give them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.
Seriously though I would find some Libyan Nationalists and promise to build them a bomb, but take the plutonium and in turn give them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.
I hope he has a DeLorean
Man, the very best way and safest is this:
1. Purchase or find a free VPN. What this does, this virtual private network, is that it gives you an anonymous IP address (this is how they track you).
2. You will need to get a Tor Brower (Basic google search), the onion rooting protocol ontop of the VPN should be enough to mask you, however, it is still probably traceable. I would add another layer on top of this, with another layer of encryption.
3. Once you have established this, you need to find a browsing site to get to the deep web.
http://thehiddenwiki.org/
is a good place to start. many of the link are broken. Do not attempt to access these sites with out at minimum a tor browser. You will get hacked. Because the traffic is limited, it is being tracked by them and the government.
4. Once inside, you can make contacts with various Jihadist and Islamic Terrorist groups. This is where right wing christian organizations meet to talk about killings, as well as ISIS, ALQueda, pedophiles, hitmen, etc. Be careful, especially for a 3 year old.
5. You will need to exchange your money into bit-coin. While other cryptocurrencies may work, this is the most accepted.
6. I would suggest the purchase of a new identity as well, to set up this deal, which can be purchases from some reputable deep web sites from $5k-50k, depending on how extensive.
Good luck in your search!
1. Purchase or find a free VPN. What this does, this virtual private network, is that it gives you an anonymous IP address (this is how they track you).
2. You will need to get a Tor Brower (Basic google search), the onion rooting protocol ontop of the VPN should be enough to mask you, however, it is still probably traceable. I would add another layer on top of this, with another layer of encryption.
3. Once you have established this, you need to find a browsing site to get to the deep web.
http://thehiddenwiki.org/
is a good place to start. many of the link are broken. Do not attempt to access these sites with out at minimum a tor browser. You will get hacked. Because the traffic is limited, it is being tracked by them and the government.
4. Once inside, you can make contacts with various Jihadist and Islamic Terrorist groups. This is where right wing christian organizations meet to talk about killings, as well as ISIS, ALQueda, pedophiles, hitmen, etc. Be careful, especially for a 3 year old.
5. You will need to exchange your money into bit-coin. While other cryptocurrencies may work, this is the most accepted.
6. I would suggest the purchase of a new identity as well, to set up this deal, which can be purchases from some reputable deep web sites from $5k-50k, depending on how extensive.
Good luck in your search!
You could do all of that, or just get your Medical Plutonium card.
Informative, yet easy for the novice to digest. Ever thought about teaching a class?
In 2045 there won't be corner drug stores because whatever business conquers Amazon will make them obsolete.
Cool buggy whip, though, bro.
You have to start them early. Teaching your children to safely handle nuclear weapons is something folks from rural areas understand is important. Thanks Obama.
Make sure this bomb looks like a clock for future white house visits
Gonna be honest here. You dads know these kids have short attention spans. Welp, I just had my 3 yr old come up and ask me to make crack cocaine. Said he wants to "reach the stars". Soooo he is now in the midst of making his first batch of crack cocaine. Kinda rootin' for the little guy.
Willy that brings a tear to my eye. You just don't see that kind of father/son bonding anymore. Just you, the little guy, and a pile of crack. Norman Rockwell weeps with envy.