OK, admitedly nitpicky but...

[KKAT]

Can we please add some consistency to our uniforms? When they're lined up, watch our D-Line vs Iowa's O-Line. Iowa's O-Line, no discernible difference uniforms. Tru UNIforms.
Us? Different socks, some with full-length tights, some without. white shoes, black shoes (Seriously? Two different colors of shoes??). This is me being a Karen, but this speaks to discipline. Fix this, Fitz.

 

[SmellyCat]

Literally the word uniform means...

 

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

Problem #89 of 92, if that, but ok.

 

[KKAT]

Problem #89 of 92, if that, but ok.

Valid. But we're one of the best marketing schools in the country (Kellogg) and we've failed on that front.

 

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

Valid. But we're one of the best marketing schools in the country (Kellogg) and we've failed on that front.

“Fans wanna know” why we’re doing that, right?

 

[KKAT]

“Fans wanna know” why we’re doing that, right?

No, they understandably want to know why we suck. However, I look at our unis and think "If we're going to get our asses kicked every week, why can't we look like a f*cking organized football team while doing so?"

 

[JournCat]

Problem #89 of 92, if that, but ok.

What are the last three??

 

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

What are the last three??

Quality of player sack lunches at away games, Persa’s accurate height, not enough people drinking Drano.