First, I do support the first amendment; and therefore if Cletus wants to fly the Stars & Bars off his porch or tattoo it on his shoulder…go for it. But let's be honest, 99% of those types probably got their HS diploma with a wink and a nod.
Disclaimer: I get these automated periodic e-mails from the Oklahoma Farm Service Agency…you know...the standard update, what we're doing to help you'all, etc. I noticed the other day, because of the e-mail, that the State Committee Member Chairman of the Oklahoma FSA is Cletus Carter of Beaver. I've never met Cletus Carter of Beaver; hell, I've never met anyone in my life named Cletus, although, as a kid, I did love the Dukes of Hazzard. Anyway, my above post was not meant to disparage, in any manner, Cletus Carter of Beaver…or really, any Cletus in any part of the world. I'm sure Cletus Carter of Beaver totally earned his high school diploma and is probably a hell of a nice guy.