Old Man Rambo (2019)

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Can't be any worse than the crap that mainstream Hollywood is putting out these days like best picture nominees The Shape of Water (aka. WaterFu#ker), Vice and BlacKKKlansman. At least, the Expendables movies were mildly entertaining. This will likely be similar.
 
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kritikalcat

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Looks awesome. Leading candidate for Oscar best pic, best actor, best director, actually pretty much every award. Golden Globe. Immediate placement in the Soldier of Fortune Ring of Honor and the Chuck Norris Kick Azz Hall of Fame
 

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Looks like **** IMO..and pairing it with that Ole Town Road song was a major sell out.

I liked the 4th one.. But this one.. At least the trailer.. Seems way too by the numbers.
 

It'saDoneDeal

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I always thought a good Rambo sequel would be a movie with no real plot or dialogue (so not really that different than any other Rambo sequel).

The movie opens up with Rambo waking up in some humid jungle hut. He looks hungover and already pissed off. The only dialogue in the entire film is Rambo casually uttering a "God damnit" as he rolls out of bed to grab a machine gun. He then starts laying waste to thousands upon thousands of Vietnamese for the next 90 minutes for no explained reason. Men, women, children, dogs, infants still in the crib, infants still in the womb, elephants, jungle cats, etc. The movie ends with Rambo wrapping himself up in an American flag and falling back to sleep to the sounds of soft weeping and the death throes of his victims.
 
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Looks like **** IMO..and pairing it with that Ole Town Road song was a major sell out.

I liked the 4th one.. But this one.. At least the trailer.. Seems way too by the numbers.

How was pairing the trailer with a popular song a sell out? Sounds like smart advertising to me.
 

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I saw First Blood when it came out. I was on Fort Bragg at the time and watched it at the post theatre. I always liked his movies since. Simple...oh yes but...simple.
 
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Hank Camacho

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If you're too big of cynical, ironical **** to watch the Last Rambo -- you can go give Pol Pot a rimjob, Boris.

'Murica.