OT Avoid Hamburg like the plague today

J_Dee

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I've seen a ton of classic movies at Regal Hamburg (I've kept all of my movie ticket stubs since the late '90s). The most memorable is probably The Fellowship of the Ring. My friends and I are all Tolkien nuts and it was a great, great time.

After "You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe.", my friend's girlfriend turned to him and audibly muttered "How's Fro-do gonna carry all that?!" And when Gandalf fell, another friend -- who's probably read the books a dozen times (he brought a copy of the book to the movie) -- sobbed loudly for like an entire minute.

As we were leaving, in the lobby, some fat guy who was with two older women yelled out "they didn't even get the damn ring to the mountain!" XD
 

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I've seen a ton of classic movies at Regal Hamburg (I've kept all of my movie ticket stubs since the late '90s). The most memorable is probably The Fellowship of the Ring. My friends and I are all Tolkien nuts and it was a great, great time.

After "You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe.", my friend's girlfriend turned to him and audibly muttered "How's Fro-do gonna carry all that?!" And when Gandalf fell, another friend -- who's probably read the books a dozen times (he brought a copy of the book to the movie) -- sobbed loudly for like an entire minute.

As we were leaving, in the lobby, some fat guy who was with two older women yelled out "they didn't even get the damn ring to the mountain!" XD
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Which of those three was the "overpass shooter"?
 

J_Dee

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Which of those three was the "overpass shooter"?


Could've been the fat guy who was mad that Sam and Frodo didn't get the ring to Mount Doom. He was pissed.

I remember this well:

https://www.wave3.com/story/4923564...icide-by-walking-in-front-of-tractor-trailer/

(LEXINGTON, Ky.) -- A woman was killed this afternoon after being struck by a semi-truck on Interstate 75 in southern Fayette County.

Fayette County Coroner Gary Ginn said the death was an apparent suicide, the Lexington Herald-Leader reported on its Web site.

Ginn said the woman left a note in the silver SUV she had been driving.

Unlike today's poor soul, that woman wasn't screwing around. I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure another woman killed herself in the exact same way near that spot more recently, but I can't find an article on it.

I'd never kill myself. I'll fight death as long as possible. But if you were gonna off yourself, how would you do it?
 

chroix

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Could've been the fat guy who was mad that Sam and Frodo didn't get the ring to Mount Doom. He was pissed.

I remember this well:

https://www.wave3.com/story/4923564...icide-by-walking-in-front-of-tractor-trailer/



Unlike today's poor soul, that woman wasn't screwing around. I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure another woman killed herself in the exact same way near that spot more recently, but I can't find an article on it.

I'd never kill myself. I'll fight death as long as possible. But if you were gonna off yourself, how would you do it?

Minisub to the titanic. Works every time.
 

PhDcat2018

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Could've been the fat guy who was mad that Sam and Frodo didn't get the ring to Mount Doom. He was pissed.

I remember this well:

https://www.wave3.com/story/4923564...icide-by-walking-in-front-of-tractor-trailer/



Unlike today's poor soul, that woman wasn't screwing around. I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure another woman killed herself in the exact same way near that spot more recently, but I can't find an article on it.

I'd never kill myself. I'll fight death as long as possible. But if you were gonna off yourself, how would you do it?
Maybe jump from a plane. Great view on the way and instant death
 
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Could've been the fat guy who was mad that Sam and Frodo didn't get the ring to Mount Doom. He was pissed.

I remember this well:

https://www.wave3.com/story/4923564...icide-by-walking-in-front-of-tractor-trailer/



Unlike today's poor soul, that woman wasn't screwing around. I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure another woman killed herself in the exact same way near that spot more recently, but I can't find an article on it.

I'd never kill myself. I'll fight death as long as possible. But if you were gonna off yourself, how would you do it?
Whatever it was it would look like an accident so my family would collect my life insurance. If I am going to make them hurt over my loss I sure don't want to double down and stiff them of the life insurance.
 
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