OT: Gonna try something new here. It could be fun or a big flop.

skysdad

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I'm going to start a story that of course is made up. I'll write a paragraph or two and the next poster just adds on to the story. Please nothing vulgar or putting down a character in the story. Let's just have some fun and see where it ends up.

The year was 1973 . The New York Yankees had become a struggling franchise and need to add some stars. At the same time former unc All-American charlie scott had become disenchanted with the NBA and his role there. He called unc coach and talked to dean smith. smith told him he always thought the NBA had wasted his talent and told him since he was still such a young man he should give another sport a try. smith told charlie he had some contacts in the Yankee organization and felt he could start right away in N.Y. What a call by smith. charlie scott became the starting center fielder for the N.Y.Yankees in April 1973.
 
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dukephysics

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In return for hooking them up with such a talented player, the Yankees sent over Deb Crowder who was working in the Game Fixing Department for the Yankees - but that's a story for another day. Charlie enjoyed his first spring with the Yankees. He learned all about the great history of the franchise and was able to share the ideals of the Carolina Way with his coaches and teammates. The highlight of that spring for Charlie came on April 18th when he attended a Knicks game in MSG with George Steinbrenner.
 
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Scott and Steinbrenner, or Uncle Georgey as Scott would lovingly call him later had a great time. The two would hob knob with greats such as Bruno Samartino and Burt Reynolds. This led to the outstanding idea of Scott and Steinbrenner taking a two man road trip. First stop..Bristol TN.
 
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skysdad

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scott went on to win A.L. rookie of the year and M.L.B. M.V.P. the first ever to do so and lead the Yankees to the W.S. title over the Reds in 4 games.He batted .845, 8 H.R.'s and drove in every Yankee run which was 22. He also saved 3 games from his relief pitching. He wanted to expand his talents during the off season and with his friendship Bruno his went on the pro rasslin circuit where he beat a young and upcoming Ric Flair in M.S.G. A young martial arts champion and actor named Chuck Norris was there and approached charlie. OFC
 

dukephysics

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Chuck challenged Charlie to a bare knuckle brawl in cowboy boots. The rumor was that Chuck Norris was so tough, that isn't a chin under his beard, it's just another fist. Charlie was confident he could beat Chuck because he had made it through the best training on earth, Coach Smith's UNC basketball practices. Charlie handled Chuck fairly easily. There were only a few on-lookers that day, and one of them happened to be another top athlete of the day.
 

OldasdirtDevil

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Dean was feeling pretty good about himself after the success of setting up Charlie Scott with the Yankees. That got him to thinking that if he was so good at placing an individual for success, that he could also do it in reverse. So, in 1980 when Duke was looking for a new basketball coach (after losing Bill Foster) Dean had a brilliant idea. What if I could set Duke up to lose for the next decade? I could run roughshod over the ACC. Dean picks up the phone and calls Tom Butters and tells him about this promising young coach and says, "Tom, you can't go wrong with him." Tom thanks Dean for the advice, knowing that Dean would never steer him wrong. Well, after some talks, and a visit, Tom offered the young man the head coaching job at Duke, and he accepted. Dean was delighted, knowing the Blue Devils wouldn't be a challenge for a long time.

Well, a year passed, and Tom Butters called Dean, and said, "I'm a little worried, Dean, it wasn't quite the year we expected." Dean said not to worry, losing 13 games wasn't too bad at all, and Tom told him he appreciated the vote of confidence and that he would continue to let the young man find his way. Dean hung up the phone, patted himself on the back, gave that little smirk, and roared with laughter.

Well, another year had passed, and Tom Butters calls Dean again, and says, "Dean, we lost 17 games this year, I'm more than a little worried now." Dean says, "Tom, these things take time, give the young man a chance to prove himself." Tom told Dean again that he appreciated him talking him off the ledge. After Dean hung up the phone, he kicked back, put his feet on his desk, and looked at the plaque he received for being Coach of the Year, then he looked over at the Sports Illustrated magazine showing his NCAA Champions. "Ahh, life is good", said Dean, "and Duke is nowhere to be seen."

Well, another year passed, and Tom Butters calls Dean again, but this time he is much more frantic. "Dean, this is our 2nd consecutive 17 loss season, and the fans are up in arms, I'm afraid I'm going to have to make a change." Now Dean was panicking a little himself after hearing this. "Tom, Tom, you have to look at the big picture, and at least he didn't lose anymore games than last season. I believe Mike is about to figure it out, and Tom you know I wouldn't lead you wrong." Tom again thanked Dean for his calming voice of reason, and against his own wishes, said he would give the young coach another year. Dean put the phone down gently on the hook, and then smiled that big ol' Carolina Way smile.

Well, now 3 seasons later, Tom hasn't called Dean, and Dean is a little worried. Dean calls Tom, and says "Tom, you know I've been thinking about it, and I believe you've gave that young man a little too much time to prove himself." Tom says, "But Dean, he's won 24, 23, and now 37 games, and made it to the Final Four, why would I get rid of him now?" "Because he cusses like a sailor, and I can't pronounce his name", says Dean. Just then an angry Mike Krzyzewski grabs the phone out of Tom Butters hands and says, "Dean Smith, I'm an Army man, and I would never curse like a sailor. And you can call me Coach K." "#@!%", says Dean Smith, and he slams the phone down. K to Tom Butters, "Yep, he's a Carolina man."

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skysdad

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By now Coach K is proving himself a major factor in college basketball and unc nation is well aware of this and they don't like it at all. They begin to look into Coach K's past and with some bad information from a paid informant believe that Coach K being from Chicago has mafia ties and his street name is King Rat. Figuring out the best thing for them is to get Coach K out of college for the good of unc basketball. They come up with a genius idea of how this is to be done and dean calls upon an old friend who really owes him. Yes we are talking about charles scott who now owns the whole world of professional rasslin. OFC
 

Mac9192

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Now Dean is incensed that he has some competition, and what makes it worse is it's a young coach, and he can't spell his name, much less pronounce it. He has switched cigarettes to unfiltered Camels and after stewing for a couple years on what to do next, he has an idea that will bring K down. He calls longtime assistant Bill into his office and says he's gonna get that Polish loser this time. "Bill there's this white preppy kid in a private school in New York, let's act like we would like to have him but don't have room for him. I'll call Mr. Krzywiski and tell him that this kid Christian Later will make him a good player, hehehe! He'll be doomed for the next few years Bill!!!"
 

hart2chesson

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The next thing El Deano knew he got a call from Butters, and ol Tom was cussin up a storm, telling Smith: "What the hell did you get us into w/this Laettner guy!!!!??" Dean, stifling a laugh said "Tom what do you mean???"

Butters fired back well hes got decent grades, plays pretty well, but is full of himself and has ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT for Mike and I!!!" Dean acting his best perplexed character but knowing full well Christian's attitude said "Tom I dont understand???"

Butters said well this dude Laettner told us "Mike and Tom, yeah he called US Mike and Tom- if you sign me, I guarantee not one, but BACK-TO-BACK NATTYS!!!" Dean could barely hold his laughter back now, but managed a "sign him Tom, always good to get a confident young man." Butters seemed convinced and next day's Durham Herald screamed headlines: "Devils signee guarantees Duke nattys!!!!!"

Dean played golf that nite, partied w/the beautiful people on Franklin St, and reveled w/glee. He would DOMINATE Duke again and Laettner was bound to be suspended and get Duke in trouble!!!
 

skysdad

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The next thing El Deano knew he got a call from Butters, and ol Tom was cussin up a storm, telling Smith: "What the hell did you get us into w/this Laettner guy!!!!??" Dean, stifling a laugh said "Tom what do you mean???"

Butters fired back well hes got decent grades, plays pretty well, but is full of himself and has ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT for Mike and I!!!" Dean acting his best perplexed character but knowing full well Christian's attitude said "Tom I dont understand???"

Butters said well this dude Laettner told us "Mike and Tom, yeah he called US Mike and Tom- if you sign me, I guarantee not one, but BACK-TO-BACK NATTYS!!!" Dean could barely hold his laughter back now, but managed a "sign him Tom, always good to get a confident young man." Butters seemed convinced and next day's Durham Herald screamed headlines: "Devils signee guarantees Duke nattys!!!!!"

Dean played golf that nite, partied w/the beautiful people on Franklin St, and reveled w/glee. He would DOMINATE Duke again and Laettner was bound to be suspended and get Duke in trouble!!!


Laettner would go on to be one of the most hated Duke players of all time following in the foot steps of Art Heyman and Danny Ferry and preceding Bobby Hurley, Chris Collins, Wojo, Mike Dunleavy Jr. , J.J. Redick, Greg Paulus, Josh McRoberts, Kyle Singler, Jon Sheyer and Grayson Allen. Coach K now looks for that certain player to recruit that unc nation will hate. That is a Duke innovation. OFC
 

skysdad

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"Big Flop." Sorry Sky, can't get into it. Although ODD certainly has a lot to say!
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The flop is so good. Glad you included that in our story line. dean had been such a great innovator of the game. He came up with a great one that is still practiced today but it was perfected by one of dean's own in george "the actor" of the dean smith coaching tree. karl perfected the maneuver so well that when he went flying back his long locks just "flopped" in the breeze. hof coach roy williams requires his players to study tape of george karl. A couple of players have done well, tyler hansbrough and ty zeller but karl is still the master. Thanks Willcampbell for your input in our story. Flashback to charlie scott. He is now in the Baseball H.O.F. Through the efforts of dean and hof coach roy williams is in the Basketball HOF and through his friendship with Bruno is in the pro rassling HOF. Also if you remember he eventually through his friendship with Chuck Norris starred for years in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger in which he won several Emmy's as the character Jimmy Trivette . This didn't sit well with Norris because Walker was his show. He had Trivette killed off and replaced him with the up and coming young actor rashad mccants. OFC
 

hart2chesson

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And the moral of that story is....you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a UNCheat athlete take a test.
Indeed, McCants would later write a book, and say he didnt have to take a "SCREEN TEST" for the Walker role. However he added this was " nothin new I didnt have to take NO TEST in all my time at Carolina!" McCants really wrote a tell-all book, and wrote about the girl who hung around the Tar Heel locker room named Toy. There was even a chapter, "Late Nite with Toy!"

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