OT humour dudes...well...

[phillinois]

I've been complaining that I only have one good hand, then I met a guy that has no hands, so I ask him,

"Got any gloves you aren't using?"

 

[bdshull2001]

Here's a clean one. Click on picture to enlarge............

This post was edited on 2/7 8:42 PM by K2C Sooner

 

[rcdavi33]

A chicken and a egg are in bed together. After awhile the chicken rolls over, lights up a cig and says,

"I guess that answers that question".

 

[Rob Lewis_rivals]

A married couple awaken one Sunday morning and the wife says to her very hung over husband, "Henry... you sure made a fool of yourself at your boss's party last night".
He replies...."Oh yeah ? What did I do ?"
She said...."You called your boss an SOB and he fired you".
He replies...Well, he is an SOB.......screw him!"
To which she said...."I did. You go back to work tomorrow morning".