OT: Is this real or is dirtshopped?

skysdad

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LOL! I don't think we can rule out a 2nd farter either. Maybe we can get another investigation going to find out.

OFC


If there was a second farter where we're they located. I'm not ruling out a female second farter. I would like for the truth to come out in this. Word from MSNBC is it was a coffee mug being dragged across a desk. It could be one of those remote control farters that was placed stragicaly close to Rep. Swalwell. He definitely had a reaction. Will the truth ever be known. Perhaps this is another opportunity to spend tax payers money on another government hearing. LOL OFC
 
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If there was a second farter where we're they located. I'm not ruling out a female second farter. I would like for the truth to come out in this. Word from MSNBC is it was a coffee mug being dragged across a desk. It could be one of those remote control farters that was placed stragicaly close to Rep. Swalwell. He definitely had a reaction. Will the truth ever be known. Perhaps this is another opportunity to spend tax payers money on another government hearing. LOL OFC
I have it on good authority from my wife that girls don’t fart. If I hear a fart in the middle of the night, she ensures me it was the dogs. The scary thing is when the dogs somehow show up in our hotel room when we’re on vacation, rip *** in the middle of the night, and then fly back to Oregon and go back to the kennel we lodged them in before we left. Last time that happened I called and reamed that kennel owner a new one for not keeping a closer eye on our dogs during the night.
 
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skysdad

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I have it on good authority from my wife that girls don’t fart. If I hear a fart in the middle of the night, she ensures me it was the dogs. The scary thing is when the dogs somehow show up in our hotel room when we’re on vacation, rip *** in the middle of the night, and then fly back to Oregon and go back to the kennel we lodged them in before we left. Last time that happened I called and reamed that kennel owner a new one for not keeping a closer eye on our dogs during the night.


Well they actually poot ( babies poot ) but it is a power poot which is equalivent to a fart. Poot just sounds more feminine . Tell that to your wife. OFC
 
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df64

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Had a friend in college who got so drunk one night when home on break he pissed in a corner of the living room on his way up to bed. He woke up to his dad yelling at and hitting the dog. Coward totally let his dog take the rap for him. Humans are an inherently disloyal group.