My buddy bought 2 tickets at the cost of $3,000.00 each to this years Super Bowl. Problem he has is he scheduled his wedding the same day He's looking for someone yo take his place. If any of you guys are interested the wedding is at 3 p.m. at The Hope of Baptist Church in Lizard Lick, N.C. She is about 5' 6" tall and weighs about 125 pounds Light brown hair with blue eyes, a great cook and a Duke fan. She will be wearing a fluffy white dress. Please let me know if you want to take his place. Don't want every one showing up. 1st man up gets the bride. OFC
OT: My buddy needs help.
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Old Duke friend of mine needs some advice in making an important decision that will have an impact on his life and I don't know exactly what to tell him so I will put it before the board because he is a loyal Duke fan. He has been divorced for several years now and has finally found what he believes is his soul mate. I've met her and she is awesome ans also a Duke fan. He has several children and because of the break up when they were growing up all of them have some big issues. The oldest son is in federal prison for selling drugs. He was a king pin in the area and his bust is the biggest ever here. He has a daughter that makes a living in the adult film industry. One daughter is very beautiful, successful, married with a very nice family and became an unc fan. One son did get a fine education majoring in business and ended up working for a very large and well known financial institution but got caught embezzling about 5 million dollars and is also in federal prison. One son joined the armed forces, went all the way through basic training and when his orders came to be deployed he went awol and still hasn't been found. He wants to be completely honest with his new found love and is having a hard time telling her about his children and has decided to go ahead and let her know but he is worried if he tells her about the daughter who is a tar heel fan she will break off the relationship. I told him that I felt I could get great advice from this board and see what you guys thought. Just let me know. Do you think he should tell her about the daughter who is a heel fan. OFC
Man, that's a tough one. I'd just tell my soul mate that my tar heel daughter is adopted. She'd probably love me even more for taking on all the cheating and lying.
Okay, there's not a moment to spare here, Sky. Your friend, and his lady friend are in real danger.
First, I know this guy's daughter...(the Tar Heel Daughter), and I also know the real story about your friend's family troubles. Don't ask me how I know, and don't blow my cover.
Unbeknownst to your friend, his oldest son (the drug kingpin) was originally in some serious trouble with gamblers, and the Tar Heel Daughter persuaded the gamblers (who are Tar Heel fans) to give him a chance to repay the debt (or die)...by staking him in a drug running ring. The oldest son was able to build that into a huge drug cartel, in which the gamblers were receiving all of the money. The gamblers were so pleased that they rewarded the Tar Heel daughter (who got the ball rolling) with much inside gambling info about the Heel basketball team, and refs that could be put on the payroll for friendly calls when needed.
She used that info to make quite a fortune on Tar Heel basketball, while also insuring many tainted wins for Ol' Roy, in addition to all the other tainted wins.
Now the Tar Heel Daughter was very ambitious, and she felt she deserved a little more for all the hard work she had done. So, she made a deal with the FBI to implicate the gambling syndicate, and received immunity for her testimony. Now, her brother had all the drug cartel money to himself, and generously rewarded his sister with a ton of cold hard cash. But, the Tar Heel Daughter (and sister) still wanted a little more, so she left an anonymous tip (didn't want to push her luck) with the FBI about the whereabouts of her brother, and the operation. Now, the Tar Heel Daughter was able to access all the cash hidden in offshore accounts (since the loving brother trusted only her with that information). She was now worth somewhere in the area of 20-25 million dollars, and her brother was safely tucked in prison...where she wouldn't have to worry about him seeking revenge.
Okay, here's where it gets diabolical. Your friends other daughter (the porn star), well, she didn't go into that on her own. She knew what the Tar Heel Daughter did to her brother, and she tried to shake her down for a slice of the pie. The Tar Heel Daughter wasn't about to share any loot with anyone, so she used some of her brother's leftover drugs (hidden stash), and she injected them into her sister and got her hooked. After months and months of drug use the sister's mind turned into such mush that she was no longer a threat to the Tar Heel Daughter. She took to prostitution to pay the bills, and after a time made her way into the porn industry.
And to the son that embezzled the 5 million dollars? The Tar Heel Daughter was now broke. She had given all her money to UNC lawyers to help fight the NCAA scandal (the great unfortunate), and even borrowed 5 million dollars from a crime syndicate family to fund an organization for wayward Tar Heel players (Pills on Wheels). Desperate to save her life (no way to repay the money) she appealed to her loving brother to embezzle the money to save her. And the loving brother that he was, he did just that, and now is serving his time for helping out the Tar Heel Daughter (his sister).
On to the other son who went AWOL from the army. He was the only one of the siblings who knew how the Tar Heel Daughter had one by one destroyed his brothers and sister, and reaped the financial rewards for doing it. When he heard she was broke again, after paying off the 5 million dollars to the mob that her other brother embezzled, he took his month's pay he received from Uncle Sam and took off to parts unknown because he knew the Tar Heel Daughter would be coming after him next to get his month's pay. And God only knows what she would do to him to get all that money.
So, tell your friend, and his companion to run as fast as they can, leave the country, get in the witness protection program, or whatever, but don't let the Tar Heel Daughter find them, because The Tar Heel Daughter now wants the money from the piggy bank her father gave her when she was a little girl.
OFC
Oh, and the moral of the story...don't let your daughters (or anyone else) grow up to be Tar Heels.
Always a black sheep in the family and a wayward child, can't always blame the parents.
You guys have too much time on your hands. That was some funny stuff!
I admire your friend. Takes a heck of a guy to come clean and admit his daughter has betrayed him and become a Tar Hole fan. What I want to know is what did he do for her to go down the wrong road?
I didn't want to go into detail but for sure we are talking about the same friend. Small isn't it. He's in a sad situation. Great guy though. OFC