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[phillinois]

This troubled, well shorted little gal is my latest project.

She has daddy issues, just tragic.

I'm having to stress to her things like..."No! It's highly inappropriate to bring 4 dozen jello shots to the wedding reception of your former boyfriend and his new wife!".
(especially when she was explicitly forbidden to attend)

Send the good vibes, as this little minx is going to be a challenge.
Gawd help me...

 

[mojo1fan]

Fitty honey, you beast. Thank you for last night.

 

[phillinois]

Oh gawd...her again?

She needs to be gut shot and put out of my misery.

Damn, hillbilly denture wearing *****!

(oh, check the color of those teeth...BANANAS!)

 

[phillinois]

Well, I get compensated extremely well, but dang dudes, they send me the toughest cases.

'With greatness comes downside'...