OT...OK, ready to get Hedberged?

[phillinois]

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"

"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle"

"I'm a heroine addict.
I must have sex with women who have saved someones life".

There are many more. Stay tuned...

(courtesy, Mitch Hedberg)

 

[jstark1038]

 

[da wiz]

Uh Oh, here we go...fitty's Half-Time Show...This is the pun fart...

 

[phillinois]

Hey, Seniorsooner...sweet baby!

Mmm, looks like they arbitrarily took our month 'badges' away. Bummer..

Oh well, as has been said ad nauseum...'We don't need no stinkin' badges!'

 

[shanehog]

Badge check. An award winning stocking stuffer is a copperhead bite on the foot. Does wonders for skin color, too.

 

[John Otterstedt]

Too bad he really was a heroin addict.

Another lost too early.
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[BUDDY G_rivals25215]

He was funny...

...but not that funny, IMO.

I think he's another that benefitted from posthumous viewing.