P.O.S.'s Obituary Goes Viral

[GrandePdre]

"Leslie Ray 'Popeye' Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved."
"At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges."

"Leslie's hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie's life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited [sic] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days."
"With Leslie's passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend."

" Leslie's passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all."

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[herodotus6]

This man served his country and liked to drink and fish. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Ron Mehico]

lol wow. Guys sounds like a hell of an *******.

 

[MudererofCrows]

I've kind of always wanted to fake my death and show up in disguise at my funeral to see what all those pricks would say about me.

 

[UK_Is_Good]

I've kind of always wanted to fake my death and show up in disguise at my funeral to see what all those pricks would say about me.

That sounds like something Leslie would do.

 

[Xception]

I've kind of always wanted to fake my death and show up in disguise at my funeral to see what all those pricks would say about me.

 

[Guess Who]

Poor ole Popeye....

Charping was cremated and is currently being kept in the family barn.

 

[YourPublicEnemy]

I'd love to see what the family said when the funeral director tried to sell them a coffin. "We're going to pass and instead just burn him and throw him in a litter box."

 

[dgtatu01]

I've kind of always wanted to fake my death and show up in disguise at my funeral to see what all those pricks would say about me.

I swear if one person walks by my casket and looks at my dead face all caked up with morgue makeup and says "He looks so good", my dead body is going to roll over right then and there.

 

[TortElvisII]

I appreciate the honesty.

 

[herodotus6]

I swear if one person walks by my casket and looks at my dead face all caked up with morgue makeup and says "He looks so good", my dead body is going to roll over right then and there.

I hate when people say that. Especially to the family. There they are trying to grieve, and some ******* comes up and starts giving a play by play of how great they look and how they don't look sick anymore. Oh, do they?! Then please explain to me why they are f***ing dead! But at least they look good.

When I die, I don't want to look good. You only die once, I wanna look and smell dead. No embalming done, just stuff me in that casket and turn the heat on in the funeral home. Let that natural death odor fill the room. I'm talking smells so bad that it would gag a floor worker at the Dow Chemical Factory. Odors so foul that the family asks if Ziploc made the casket sealing.

 

[morgousky]

Thought I was reading Bob Knight's obit.

 

[ukalum01]

All the obit proved was that the family that wrote it was just as, if not more, trash as/than the deceased.

 

[UKserialkiller]

All the obit proved was that the family that wrote it was just as, if not more, trash as/than the deceased.

I dunno about that. Hard to top ol Popeye Charping on the ****** scale.

 

[MudererofCrows]

I've pissed too many people off not to have a few there celebrating my demise.

 

[WonderBraa]

Wow, so my family thinks I'm dead?

 

[Hank Camacho]

I dunno about that. Hard to top ol Popeye Charping on the ****** scale.

False. Some hateful **** taking out her grievances in your obituary is hard to top, imo.

I'm sure Popeye was no peach, but lordy. What a disaster.

 

[UKserialkiller]

False. Some hateful **** taking out her grievances in your obituary is hard to top, imo.

I'm sure Popeye was no peach, but lordy. What a disaster.

Well, since you put that way.....

 

[kyaddict_rivals308450]

My father-in-law died about a year ago. The eulogy given by his brother was not flattering in any way. And it was all true, he was a dick...

 

[KentuckyStout]

Sounds like this girl had your typical GYERO upbringing.

Hard to imagine why she might write something like this.

 

[Bluetick2100]

My grandfather said it thousand times, I want to be face down in my coffin so they call all kiss my *** when they say good bye.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I think I found him

 

[Get Buckets]

My grandfather said it thousand times, I want to be face down in my coffin so they call all kiss my *** when they say good bye.

Your grandpa is Bobby Knight?

 

[funKYcat75]

Not sure what being a dikc in an obituary gains anyone. They gone. You won. Leave 'em be.

 

[starchief]