You are stuck in Hell for eternity and you can only hear one song. Which of these would be the greatest torture? 1970's version.
Personal Hell
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Stairway To Heaven is far worse than anything on your list (and the songs ON your list are abjectly terrible)
All suck, but Feelings is the worst of the bunch.
That Rupert Holmes song makes me want to hurt somebody though.
The writer of You Light Up My Life was arrested and committed suicide awaiting trial.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ho...l-news/joseph-brooks-you-light-up-191031/amp/
Brooks was awaiting trial on 2009 charges of allegedly raping 11 young actresses, according to the New York Daily News. He was charged with 82 counts of sexual abuse.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ho...l-news/joseph-brooks-you-light-up-191031/amp/
Brooks was awaiting trial on 2009 charges of allegedly raping 11 young actresses, according to the New York Daily News. He was charged with 82 counts of sexual abuse.
Way overplayed, which leads novices such as yourself to have this thought. Truth is, it is well above your comprehension level as a clown. Stick to Neil Sedaka.
The Gong Show had an episode where every single person that came on sang Feelings. It was hilarious.
A personal Hell for me would be an orange and white checkerboard padded cell with the UT band playing Rocky Top piped in for all eternity. 
I would like to submit a write in vote for the entire portfolio of Bee Gees songs.
Maybe throw in Rapture by Blondie. And for the record it WAS NOT the first rap song. I credit Rappers Delight by Sugar Hill Gang as the true first rap song. Which it is ironic, the song could make this list. Awful. Only thing saving it is it was a pioneer song.
A personal Hell for me would be an orange and white checkerboard padded cell with the UT band playing Rocky Top piped in for all eternity.
One of my favorite bluegrass songs, UNTIL the football game against Tennessee where we lost 50+ to nothing. I was there. After that the song gives me puke gags
Hell can't be that bad without Yoko Ono.
Escape, by a mile. Pretty much any Rupert Holmes song is awful. How he had three 'hits' is beyond me. Talented dude, but those songs are the worst.
Starland Vocal Band got the Grammy for best new artist in the year that Tom Petty, the Ramones and Boston debuted. Good voting there
I hope to never hear this song again which somehow charted in the top 20.
Run Joey Run - David Geddes
Or
Heartbeat it’s a Lovebeat by the DeFranco Family
Or
Heartbeat it’s a Lovebeat by the DeFranco Family
If it’s just what you’d have to listen to, to determine hell for eternity, I’d like to add my ex wife’s voice to the list.
For me, Cal after some insignificant road victory in the SEC when his team had 11 losses.
You missed a pretty god-awful song, "Muskrat Love" by the Captain and Tenille. That's 7th level Hell to me.
Stairway take horribly bad, great, great song that I could be comfortable never hearing again...
There are many songs that would be a personal hellish experience but the first one that popped in my head was Loving You by Minnie Ripperton, yes I remember the title, and yes, I remember the artist, because I hate that song so, so, so bad...
La la la la la la...la la la la la la...lu la la la...
There are many songs that would be a personal hellish experience but the first one that popped in my head was Loving You by Minnie Ripperton, yes I remember the title, and yes, I remember the artist, because I hate that song so, so, so bad...
La la la la la la...la la la la la la...lu la la la...
“Imagine”. The original. I don’t think Satan himself would be evil enough to play the celebrity early COVID version.
All are awful. Seasons in the sun was my choice though. Just cannot listen to it.
Best gong show performances that I remember was someone singing "big fat lady get your fat leg off of me".
What’s up nailed down, cool thread. I’m under cover.
True story: I went back to college as a non-traditional student (mid 40's), it took me 1 semester get my routine down. Everytime I had a test I would go through my notes until I would feel confident then stretch out an the carpeted floor of my old red van while enjoying part of a Scooby snack and start Hotel California. It starts out mild then gets to the point that got my blood pumping keeping an eye on the time, I would time it to where I walked into the classroom directly after the instructor (so I wouldn't have to listen to the other students)...worked so well that I adopted as my regular class routine. Funny thing is I would have to confirm to the many who walked by and heard the song or smelled the aroma whether I had a test or was just attending class. Life is grand if you allow to be.
Blinded by the Light.....I was attending EKU at the time & while standing outside the classroom I was going into, a guy came out singing that abomination. I came close to strangling him on the spot.
Britney on the hook for 2 of em lol. Miley trying to cover led zeppelin... should have been shot on the spot.