Pick up lines
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"Want to play carnival?"
"How do you play that?"
"Sit on my face and I will guess your weight."
"How do you play that?"
"Sit on my face and I will guess your weight."
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
You should. You wear the same dress size.
Are we experiencing a solar eclipse or is that just your a$$ blocking out the sun ?
I never needed pickup lines. I always just used Sex Panther cologne...which 60% of the time worked every time. For the other 40% of the time I relied on playing side two of Led Zeppelin IV.
lol, glen. You pick up women without their consent
Baby, I’d like to get in your pants.
Cause I just **** all over mine.
Cause I just **** all over mine.
Definitely will use this one next time I'm in a nursing home
glen, wouldn't this pick up line be contingent on her asking "How do you play that" instead of her in reality saying "no"?
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy”
Are you a termite?
Cause you're about to have a mouthful of wood
Cause you're about to have a mouthful of wood
Is yo daddy a butcher, cause he just jammed two fine hams down the back of your pants.
Is that the one you used to nail the boss?
Who the boss now? *****
Do you know what would look good behind those ears?
Your ankles.
Your ankles.
"you must be from Ireland."
"Because my penis is Dublin."
"Because my penis is Dublin."
I have not heard that one, but I think it’s my new favorite.
Want to play carpenter? First we get hammered and then I nail you.
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"Do you know what the secret word for the day is?"
"No, what is it?"
"It's legs. So let's go to your place so we can spread the word."
"No, what is it?"
"It's legs. So let's go to your place so we can spread the word."
I just charged my dad 5 bucks for Netflix, let’s go to mcds-wildcatboston84
Well, now we know he doesn't go to Duke on an academic scholarship.
I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you...