Portland Timbers

warrior-cat

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The Portland Timbers are an American professional soccer club based in Portland, Oregon. The Timbers compete in Major League Soccer as a member club of the league's Western Conference.

Just rented 10 players of this team to "kick" the butt of all people I don't like on this site.

Who's first?

Had to do it, felt left out with all of the Portland threads.
 

The-Hack

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Just rented 10 players of this team to "kick" the butt of all people I don't like on this site.

Do all the people you don't like get to give 'em a go at one time? Your boyz might be outmanned 10/1 if so.

You talkin' soccer, or literal arse-whoopin'?
 

warrior-cat

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Do all the people you don't like get to give 'em a go at one time? Your boyz might be outmanned 10/1 if so.

You talkin' soccer, or literal arse-whoopin'?
Arse-whoopin, and no, they would not be outmanned. I don't really dislike many if any on here. Their position perhaps but, cannot really say dislike. Probably have to meet them one on one to get a real clue.
 

The-Hack

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I'm not much into soccer, but damn, that rugby looks like the ****.

Wish I'd gotten to play rugby when I was young enough to break a leg and come back quickly.
 

Free_Salato_Blue

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Considering their fans, not worried.
Go play Hello Kitty with your shin kickers.