Poster most likely to go blind tomorrow

[mashburned]

Probably me, tbh. Almost dropped a limb on my face today while I was busy ignoring all safety procedures.

Brax will probably try to win a bet that rewards him with free chicken for a week if he stares down the eclipse.

Kooky is wearing tin foil glasses to intensify the experience because he's no wuss.

Krazy Kats probably lost his vision today while practicing for the big event.

BBdk because he's a walking fart.

Who you got?

 

[mashburned]

Probably me, tbh. Almost dropped a limb on my face today while I was busy ignoring all safety procedures.

Brax will probably try to win a bet that rewards him with free chicken for a week if he stares down the eclipse.

Kooky is wearing tin foil glasses to intensify the experience because he's no wuss.

Krazy Kats probably lost his vision today while practicing for the big event.

BBdk because he's a walking fart.

Who you got?

 

[TortElvisII]

Masturbation or the eclipse?

 

[Dig Dirkler]

 

[WonderBraa]

Idk if he's serious or just joking and I'm an idiot. But I'm going to do that. I'm also an idiot. I've just confused myself.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Brushy Bill. When a flat moon comes between a flat sun and flat earth, you just know he's gonna wanna see it.

 

[-Mav-]

Idk if he's serious or just joking and I'm an idiot. But I'm going to do that. I'm also an idiot. I've just confused myself.

Remember though, if you watch it in a mirror, as the eclipse progresses the sun will start out dark and then get brighter and brighter until totality, when it will be at its brightest.

 

[WonderBraa]

Remember though, if you watch it in a mirror, as the eclipse progresses the sun will start out dark and then get brighter and brighter until totality, when it will be at its brightest.

Oh boy I sure can't wait to see the sun at its brightest! I'm not gonna blink so I see it all!

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Willy will hang himself by beating off while having a noose tied to his neck and trying to hold out til eclipse hits.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Willy will hang himself by beating off while having a noose tied to his neck and trying to hold out til eclipse hits.

Willy will get drunk and try to tongue punch the eclipse because he thinks it's a brown eye.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

None of the above. Or maybe a better answer is "it doesn't matter". Because all of the signs are pointing toward the world as we know it coming to a screeching halt tomorrow.

Ain't that right, brushy? [winking]

 

[UKGrad93]

I predict that the eyeball doctor that used to post on here will make out like a damn bandit after this eclipse burns the retinas of fortyeleven people in western Kentucky.

Trumpet Cat will surely go blind. But not from the eclipse.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I predict at brushy bills eclipse party him and gle will dare each other and other go blind

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

I predict that the eyeball doctor that used to post on here will make out like a damn bandit...

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I've got an old TV magnifier I've been saving. I usually just use it to watch yoga shows on Zliving but I'm going to aim it up for this.

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

I created glasses out of a pizza box so I'm good to go. What's the worst that could happen

 

[mashburned]

I tried the bucket of water thing and my eyes got blurry.

 

[BankerCat12]

Glenn

 

[funKYcat75]

Not blind, but I do have a headache.

 

[420grover]

My eyes have been getting bad lately. Diagnosed with carpal tunnel also. Not sure if they're related.

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

My eyes have been getting bad lately. Diagnosed with carpal tunnel also. Not sure if they're related.

Its the porn you watch.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Willy will hang himself by beating off while having a noose tied to his neck and trying to hold out til eclipse hits.

Man, while staring at it. Best buzz eva!

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

Man, while staring at it. Best buzz eva!

Nothing better than burning those retinas. Hella dopamine

 

[UKserialkiller]

Nothing better than burning those retinas. Hella dopamine

while jerking off during auto erotic asphyxiation. Why hell yeah...

 

[AustinTXCat]

I tried the bucket of water thing and my eyes got blurry.

Yeah, that wasn't so hot with us here. See my post in the DL. I punched a pin-hole in a piece of paper and projected down into my soup bowl. Turned out okay.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Completely blind. Awesome. So worth it.

 

[420grover]

Its the porn you watch.

What categories do you suggest?

 

[OldEvilleCat]

I jiod nocodf went bkind from lookinf R RBE WXLIPAW!! Im sire glad I not some glassses!

My bidion id a littlw off right now.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Glenn

I am fine but thanks for caring.

 

[jameslee32]

 

[warrior-cat]

You guys have disappointed me, I thought this thread was going to be about the one my mother told me I would go blind for.

 

[UKserialkiller]

You guys have disappointed me, I thought this thread was going to be about the one my mother told me I would go blind for.

Warrior, imagine this. You've starred in a 70s TV show called Kung Fu. The day you decide to hang yourself in a closet of a shady Thai motel and there's a solar eclipse. Would you stare at the sun until your ejaculation kills you?