Release the Kraken

Saguaro Cat

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So, I gotta think this is the coolest name in major professional sports. Makes me even more hopeful for an NBA team in Louisville. Would love to get wrapped up in the hype for team name, jersey reveal, first game. All the things that come with a city getting a professional sports team.

 
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As others have pointed out, it should be “Krakens.” Everybody knows Harry Hamlin killed only one sea beast. Here’s proof...
 

LineSkiCat14

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I drank a lot of beers at the lake this weekend..and with the combination of tubing, jet skiing and throwing the kids in the water.. I released the Kraken this morning.. a few times.

Like, I took a huge ****.
 

Rebelfreedomeagle

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Man, I thought it was Karens and was like "oh man they're calling the cops" but then I remembered I'm white and they're just like we'll go to Qdoba and then do daddy stuff in the butt so cool.

Edit: getting the needle in the logo is going to make me get a hoodie or something. That's badass.
 
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Seattle residents are protesting the name saying sea monsters all over the Pacific have been offended. Riots and Occupation of the hockey rink are scheduled