RIP Brangelina

[funKYcat75]

All you dudes who have her on your 'list', confer with the missus and take your shot. Bet you won't.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/entertainment/brangelina-calls-it-quits-tmz/3142628.html

 

[mashburned]

She always struck me as someone who might bite your dick off and create a painting with the blood from your penis in the name of feminism.

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Looks like Brad is finally getting the "dumbass" Karma for dumping Jennifer Aniston.

Not the "bad guy" Karma like Bin Laden got...but the kind of Karma that still seems like sweet justice for being simply a giant dumbass. Parents show this to your kids.

 

[UKserialkiller]

All you dudes who have her on your 'list', confer with the missus and take your shot. Bet you won't.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/entertainment/brangelina-calls-it-quits-tmz/3142628.html

She left my list when her body ended up like Karen Carpenter.

 

[funKYcat75]

I think Brad will be just fine. No joint custody, so he's free of kids. Has already run through two of the hottest gals in Hollywood and now has free reign to look for a newer model.

Poor guy.

 

[funKYcat75]

She left my list when her body ended up like Karen Carpenter.

Never was on mine. She looks like she smells bad. Still hot, doh. Top 15, but not on 'the list'.

I have a type.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Never was on mine. She looks like she smells bad. Still hot, doh. Top 15, but not on 'the list'.

I have a type.

Yeah, same here. I always assumed she smelled like sour titty milk.

 

[Dig Dirkler]

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

[funKYcat75]

Ol' Dig beat me to it. Probably beat off to it, too.

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Ol' Dig beat me to it. Probably beat off to it, too.

 

[argubs2]

Sounds like Bradley enjoys a Russian ***** or several from time to time. Also was banging Marion Cotillard which is cool I guess.

 

[Kooky Kats]

She cut off her boobies, right?


Next.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

meh.

Ditto

Never understood anyone getting exited or surprised about celebrity weddings/break-ups. Gotta be about a 1% success rate of celebrity marriages/relationships. Probably less than that. So why GAF when one fails?

Same goes for celebrities jawing about politics or environmental/social issues. IDGAF what you have to say about anything. You're an effing actor. That's it. Just shut up and concentrate on honing your craft and making better movies for me to watch.

The rest of that BS is utterly useless to me.

 

[UKserialkiller]

She cut off her boobies, right?


Next.

She didn't, but someone else did.

 

[slick rick.ksr]

I was going to say I'd titty bang her but was reminded she went under the knife. Oh well

 

[UKserialkiller]

I was going to say I'd titty bang her but was reminded she went under the knife. Oh well

You figure out other ways Stevo. My mom was 62 when she had her mastectomy. You think that stopped her? Hell no. Within two years my mom was giving blow jobs to a 1-legged banjo player from Carter County. (true story)

#NeverGiveUp

 

[funKYcat75]

Pretty sure she had her ovaries taken out too. Kinda balances everything out.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Pretty sure she had her ovaries taken out too. Kinda balances everything out.

No, I think she lost those in her hysterectomy at age 35.

 

[Ron Mehico]

Angelina Jolie gets less attractive by the minute. Ole Brad is getting up there but I'm sure he can pull some ridiculous tail, don't blame him for leaving Olive Oil and the 6 kids.

 

[Pope John Wall II]

Ditto

Never understood anyone getting exited or surprised about celebrity weddings/break-ups. Gotta be about a 1% success rate of celebrity marriages/relationships. Probably less than that. So why GAF when one fails?

Same goes for celebrities jawing about politics or environmental/social issues. IDGAF what you have to say about anything. You're an effing actor. That's it. Just shut up and concentrate on honing your craft and making better movies for me to watch.

The rest of that BS is utterly useless to me.

Honestly, I'm only interested when it puts Brad Pitt back on the market.
I'm going to have to get back to the gym if I want a chance of snagging that.

 

[gamecockcat]

BP did NOT trade up when he ditched JA for that ***** AJ. She just looks nasty - too skinny, too weird looking. Looks like she might cut you in your sleep and then lick the blood off the open wound.

Kaiser - could not agree more. Who gives a **** what some idiot entertainer thinks about the environment, politics, religion, sexual orientation, the economy, etc. Entertain me and that's it. I don't care who or what you think or who or what you choose to sleep with (as long as it's legal, of course).

 

[slick rick.ksr]

You figure out other ways Stevo. My mom was 62 when she had her mastectomy. You think that stopped her? Hell no. Within two years my mom was giving blow jobs to a 1-legged banjo player from Carter County. (true story)

#NeverGiveUp

Let me guess.....his best song to play was Cripple Creek?

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Mike Tyson tells the greatest Brad Pitt story of all time. He was waiting for his ex-wife to come home so he could try to hit it and she shows up with Brad Pitt so Mike immediately left as he was like "aw, ****, I ain't gettin' no p%^y tonight."

 

[warrior-cat]

I hate you, sorry.

 

[warrior-cat]

Even more now.